I grew up a Bills fan, so it’s the one in your header image. Thanks a lot, dick.

It doesn’t matter to me even one little bit.

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The only thing you ever need to read about young Freddie is here:

Actually, “’Please clap,’ he said, sounding defeated.” is a pretty good six-word story in its own right.

It’s inconceivable to me how fast some people will drive south of Fresno in that tule fog. I’ve been on 99 when I legitimately felt unsafe driving at 10 mph.

It turns out it’s just as nauseating when a Democrat does it as when Rudy Giuliani used to do it in the Republican debates. Well, now we know.

As a college chemistry lab instructor, I can tell you that the attitude that gloves make you indestructible is sadly not rare at all.

I honestly teared up at the end of McCullough’s John Adams biography. I don’t think too many people share that one.

I worked at Staples for 5+ years and this never occurred to me. I have, like, advanced degrees and shit, but now I need to contend with the possibility that I am also an idiot.