He unclipped because he knew he wasn’t going to make it through the corner and needed his feet free. At this point no amount of braking was going to stop the crash. When you’re descending at these speeds, once the wheels lock up, they’re like ice skates. [ETA: Surprisingly, cars can often actually stop faster than…

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

Lt. Bob Kroll, president of the Minneapolis Police Federation, the union that represents rank-and-file officers, praised them for quitting. “I commend them for it,” he said.

That’s cool. I hope the next time you go to a restaurant, you don’t upset the server who spits in your drink. Because by your logic, someone who is bad at their fucking job deserves to be treated with respect in all situations.

Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]

The best ever came from a hockey game.

I take offense. I am not waiting for the next project, I am actively avoiding it like a True American (tm).

John Lewis is a national fucking treasure.

Air is the oxidizer, it is not the fuel.

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

I’m no doctor, but I’d advise you not to let yourself get hit in the head on a daily basis the next 15 years. That and lay of the cocaine, HGH, PCP,steroids, and horse tranquilizers.

THERE’S ONLY TWO DAMN PEDALS. HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?

“Nike firmly believes that any New Balance contract actually offered to Defendant included reductions,” said Nike in a court filing, “given that they are such a standard provision of endorsement contracts.”

Nike’s lawyers claim that the company will suffer “irreparable harm” if Berian is allowed to continue running in non-swooshed gear.

only a rapist would think like that—that by getting drunk all she was doing was offering up an opportunity to any passing dude capable of raping an unconscious woman (like you—because you saw it as an opportunity too, and proved that by making this comment). at least you know yourself, right? cool. you should go look…

That’s exactly what youre doing.

But??

Well, an actual report might identify instances of wrongdoing, for one.

Of course it didn’t embrace any of Oregon’s true values. There wasn’t even one ‘no coloreds allowed’ sign.