I've never met her, but her dad comes to family things sometimes. He's nice. Super-duper conservative, though. So he fits in with the rest of the fam.

My mom's cousin is married to Janeane Garofalo's step-sister. This has been my contribution.

Alas, we no longer work together so I can't get any new details. She made it pretty clear that he hadn't been a nice guy and I inferred that he may have cheated (though I can neither confirm nor deny)

I bring this up anytime Blake Shelton is mentioned, but he dated the daughter of a former coworker years ago. The look on her face anytime "Honey Bee" was mentioned clearly indicated there was no love lost.

THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

I dont. I promise to illegally download it and be drunk as f*ck! WOOOO Wine cooler juice box time!!

as someone who fucking LOVES Finding Nemo: agreed.

Leave my Fosse alone.

get your logic out of here!! :)

hahaha I love how fucking practical you are. YOU should write a "no one warned me about the laundry" essay that we can all share on Facebook with the caption "so many tears!" and "so true!" and "she gets it!"

I think this is fanfic from one of the dudes that were so sorry that they had abortions.

I really love the subtle dig at mothers who can't produce enough milk to breastfeed most of all.

I think a really good cue that someone is insufferable is that said person calls HERSELF a "mommy." I put up with "mommy" because Mini is small and everyone told her that's my name, but I'm not about to call myself that because I, personally, AM NOT A TODDLER.

The mention of Aliens reminds me of a strong, assertive female character, Lieutenant Ripley. More of that kind plz.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

Heyyy, leave Aliens alone dammit

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

Mormon.

She sounds amazing, but am I the only one who wonders what a 42 year old woman could possibly see in a 19 year old boy other than his amazing good looks. I've met some really mature 19 year olds, but I would still feel like I was kind of babysitting someone if I dated someone that young (and I'm not even 30). They…

30 days? Damn, that's almost as long as it feels like to watch a half of soccer.