Tonight's surprise: Steve Carrell is getting hotter by the minute.

He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**

I loathed this guy from the start, but for a while there I was wishing him the best. Like, he doesn't seem evil, no skin off my ass if he finds some equally annoying Christian hippie to be spiritual with. But I changed my mind once he started talking about looking for a muse. Fuck him, I hope he has to play out D/s…

so where does his muse sleep? oh right, she just recharges in a corner chair.

I was a flower girl when I was 2 for my babysitter's daughter. They were terrified I was going to get stage fright and refuse to walk down the aisle. Before we started, someone put a little piece of tape on the altar so I would know where to stand. When the time came, I skipped down the aisle, dutifully found my piece…

Quick story that, I guess, shows why I love having kids at weddings and why it's probably a bad idea. A fraternity brother's wedding where it was very heavy on your readings and vows and in the middle of it all this kid, who at most was five years old, says very loudly "THIS IS SO FREAKING BORING" and then gets…

The first two acts are good. Then the author went "Shit! I have to wrap this up!" and everyone starts talking like Snidely Whiplash.

Can we expand this to also cover people who claim to be "very" allergic to something just because they don't like it?

I'm not planning to do the Master Cleanse, but I am curious: what did a body reset feel like? And how long (if at all) before you lost the weight?

Winner Winner chicken dinner!

I hope things look up soon. Good luck with the job.

You know it, girlfriend!

Yes, I totally agree with you. Did other people have it worse than me? Absolutely!

Ugh, paying in fucking coins. Never again.

YES. That really pisses me off, too. My husband, who I love dearly, thinks that because he ate a lot of mac and cheese in college that he was poor. Uh, no. When I say no food I mean LITERALLY no food.

Ditto paying for a single gallon of gas with cash, half of which is coins. Good times.

I'm on the Hashimoto's Disease diet. It goes like this: It matters not whether you eat or don't eat, because your metabolism HATES YOU and only its whims will decide whether you gain or lose weight. Prepare to have clothing available in a range of sizes in your closet at all times.

Same boat. My part-time retail wages all went to public transit to get me there and my very cheap rent. I have embarrassing memories of having to go into the bank to withdraw $6.50 to do my grocery shopping because I didn't have enough money to meet the lowest ATM increment.

The SlimFast Diet when I was 18. I didn't need to lose any weight, but a co-worker talked me into doing this with her for "moral support." I followed it to the letter and gained 5 lbs.