Tonight's surprise: Steve Carrell is getting hotter by the minute.

I knew I was forgetting something, it really is hard to keep track these days. Thank you.

Discovery got so bad that they had to create another Science Channel to air the shows the original was SUPPOSED to be showing. This is the same with the History Channel.

Does this mean a return to The Learning Channel (TLC) becoming once again The Learning Channel, as in a channel about actual learning and not little people, polygamists, families with vaginal-clown car matriarchs, and pedophile bait pageant programs?

If we could also have fewer shows about hillbillies killing and/or capturing animals, that would be great, too.

I'll believe it when I stop seeing it.

He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**

I loathed this guy from the start, but for a while there I was wishing him the best. Like, he doesn't seem evil, no skin off my ass if he finds some equally annoying Christian hippie to be spiritual with. But I changed my mind once he started talking about looking for a muse. Fuck him, I hope he has to play out D/s…

so where does his muse sleep? oh right, she just recharges in a corner chair.

I was a flower girl when I was 2 for my babysitter's daughter. They were terrified I was going to get stage fright and refuse to walk down the aisle. Before we started, someone put a little piece of tape on the altar so I would know where to stand. When the time came, I skipped down the aisle, dutifully found my piece…

Quick story that, I guess, shows why I love having kids at weddings and why it's probably a bad idea. A fraternity brother's wedding where it was very heavy on your readings and vows and in the middle of it all this kid, who at most was five years old, says very loudly "THIS IS SO FREAKING BORING" and then gets…

The first two acts are good. Then the author went "Shit! I have to wrap this up!" and everyone starts talking like Snidely Whiplash.

Can we expand this to also cover people who claim to be "very" allergic to something just because they don't like it?

I'm not planning to do the Master Cleanse, but I am curious: what did a body reset feel like? And how long (if at all) before you lost the weight?

Winner Winner chicken dinner!

I hope things look up soon. Good luck with the job.

When people post about their kids I usually just delete them from my friends list altogether :)

haha, you are exactly the person on FB that everyone hates.

Facebook has literally made you into an angry and vulgar person.

Yep. I have someone in my friendlist who posts super flowery, lovey dovey, sugary sweet posts about her BF a couple times a week. And I know them well enough in real life to know it's all a sham.