Let this be a lesson to all tourists: Don't come here. Our institutions support only the wealthy and insured, and we will scam you.

I didn't hit RAGE LEVEL until "share your journey in real time." Is it also my responsibility to send out a "help I am currently being assaulted" tweet?? FFS.

Yes, but the next birthday after you turn 41 makes you the answer to the great question of life, the universe, and everything.

I fucking hate my husband. Hate him. Hate his character. He is a misogonyst, racist, power hunger asshole training to be a cop of all people. I'm so scared of how he is going to be with a gun in his hands. He keeps saying, "I'll get training, I'll get training," but they can't train his lack of impulse control out of…

Both manspreading and seat hogging are fucking annoying and downright disrespectful. However, the difference is that I can easily ask some asshole- be it man or woman- to move their shit so I can sit down. It's a lot harder to tell a man to close his legs because they're invading my space. I've never done it-…

But then we'll just have bears on the bus taking up even more space.

If he was honest, his headline would reference that he is looking to have a sexual fantasy fulfilled, not that he is only offering a ride. To me, the main creepiness is him putting it in the wrong category, as if women should just expect to be asked to perform a sex act in exchange for a ride. What he really wants is…

You get to cross that off your bucket list. So, win/win.

I'm not a creep by the way.

What really sold me was his brand new car. And the fact that he's such a safe driver.

Yeah, but jesus. Who can afford that? I mean, some can, but I certainly can't. I have to stretch my stupid asthma prescriptions 50% longer just because the deductible is so high that I have to pay out of pocket for health care. Anyway, I should probably just buck up and do it- but it also kinda feels like giving up…

*sigh* SO tired of being in the greys.

well shit. maybe the article should have been "IS OLIVIANOPE HAPPY?! DOES SHE HAVE GOOD SEX? DOES SHE ORGASM ALL THE TIME?! WE SURE HOPE SO!"

yea, youre obnoxious.

"Obviously Facebook didn't mean for this to happen ..."

I have cats and garden - it's all I am apparently. Not quite as bad, but it was disturbing.

" I think it would be better if you could choose the photos you want in your video or slideshow at the outset, rather than having them pre-selected."

Might wanna channel all that blissful orgasmic energy into working on those empathy skills then.

This is true. Coupled with the persistent notion that women should overlook physical traits while men should absolutely not have to, this notion creates big problems and sets lots of men up for disappointment(and of course, women too).

Some people think that men are the ones that are supposed to initiate conversations and dating, and that the laydeez are supposed to just pick and choose from their suitors, as opposed to actively seeking out a guy. Like, when I did it a few years ago, I had men tell me I was "too aggressive" by contacting them first.