YES.

That's become my barometer for anyone who claims they struggled. If they ever went to bed hungry and/or only had coins to pay for a food purchase, lest they would go to bed hungry. Another shining moment: my pay check for my part time job not clearning in the bank, me going to the drive thru at Burger King late at…

I have sooo much to contribute as a lifelong dieter, like the random pills I mail ordered when I was in 7th grade which were advertised in the back of the National Enquirer - the accompanying diet involved frying up a minute steak each morning. A new routine my mother never bothered to question.

It's ok. I once took my change from the console in my old jalopy to the grocery store and asked customer service before I "shopped" (for one frozen food item for dinner) if they could give it to me (maybe it was like $4) in bills, coming up with a story about how I was coming straight from the gym and had…

I did it once out of sheer stubborness for the minimum 10 days. It was crazy, I felt faint a lot, my tongue turned white and every day at exactly 5:45 pm, I got a 10 min fever. At the end, my skin was glowing like it had been photoshopped and my body actually felt "reset". Weight wise- I lost like maybe 12 -15 lbs. I…

Hello! I love you! Friends 4eva, k?????

Totally aside from the shady price hikes and the awfulness of these assaults and subsequent infuriating "safety tips," I am curious - am I the only one, since the first day Uber showed up on the scene- to wince and automatially tune out anyone who references using Uber or any sentence that involves the phrase,…

Yeah, I caught the reference. And was adding to it my observation that everyone keeps saying the old cliche, 'Life begins...." Sorry I should have acknowledged your reference before stating what is actually being said to me by people IRL. Looooong day.

If one more person tells me how my life is just about to begin...... I'm grateful for being smarter and less apologetic and realizing I am above average emotionally intelligent (sometimes too much so for my own good) but how that still beats tolerating bullshit from people. Thatzabudit.

Ha! My midlife crisis has been personified for some time now. He's an alluring creep across the room at a party I wasn't even supposed to be at, with a 70s vibe to his suit, giving me the slightest come hither wave as he eats anothet cracker with cheese. Issues, I haz them.....

If this is 35, it WAS shitty. But be thankful it isn't 40. Because that's the monster I am staring down 5 months and counting. Birthdays, for the most part, suck. But we can't fight them.

Short lady here. I like to cross one leg over the other so that from an aerial view it looks like a 90 degree angle. My one ankle resting on the opposite thigh. This proves the point well. Kind of like sitting half Indian-style (Sidenote: do people even call it that anymore? One of the few leftover, openly racist, yet…

And what if there is a woman who is down with the fantasy but has no desire to go to Toronto? Does she take the bus back? Does she stick around him and his friends like all of a sudden the whole thing turned into him having a GFE? (girlfriend experience.) We need clarity! Not to mention what constitutes a nice car for…

You guyze, "It's a New Year so why not put it out on Craiglist, right? :)" should become our new YOLO. 2015 is already smacking with possibility!

I've been saying this for YEARS. Thanks for running this piece.

THIS.

Let's not forget the banal, shiteous, barf-o-ramic pre-selected tagline, "It's been a great year! Thanks for being part of it." FB can't even trust us with introducing our own hot mess montages.....

Cats, dogs and photos of pretty autumn leaves. The only sign that I ever leave my hovel to human it up with other humans was ONE photo of me at a christening "awww shucks" holding a baybee (as though mini humans extra fascinate me.) I was just thankful the algorithm somehow short circuited and left out my 152 photos…

I don't know if his church is the same as the 7th Day Adventist people, but here's a fun 7th Day story apropos of nothing in the article. It will make some of you laugh for sure: Years ago my ex and I celebrated our *anniversary which always fell around New Years at a quaint bed & breakfast outside of Amish PA. The…

The thing about dirty talk is that both parties need to be on the same level. If one even feels slightly awkward/weirded out, it's not going to be effective. Dirty talk is like making a souffle. You have to be on the wavelength where the content is "done enough" without being overdone. It's also A LOT easier when the…