THIS.

Let's not forget the banal, shiteous, barf-o-ramic pre-selected tagline, "It's been a great year! Thanks for being part of it." FB can't even trust us with introducing our own hot mess montages.....

Cats, dogs and photos of pretty autumn leaves. The only sign that I ever leave my hovel to human it up with other humans was ONE photo of me at a christening "awww shucks" holding a baybee (as though mini humans extra fascinate me.) I was just thankful the algorithm somehow short circuited and left out my 152 photos…

I don't know if his church is the same as the 7th Day Adventist people, but here's a fun 7th Day story apropos of nothing in the article. It will make some of you laugh for sure: Years ago my ex and I celebrated our *anniversary which always fell around New Years at a quaint bed & breakfast outside of Amish PA. The…

The thing about dirty talk is that both parties need to be on the same level. If one even feels slightly awkward/weirded out, it's not going to be effective. Dirty talk is like making a souffle. You have to be on the wavelength where the content is "done enough" without being overdone. It's also A LOT easier when the…

You'll be ok, honey. This too shall pass.

Maybe I am too much of an Oldz, but to me, she has zero talent other than being ridicuous and being able to have hired a good publicist. Surely I can't be alone.....

It always amazes me how these pieces of shit have the time to do things like send hundreds of evil letters to mourning families and the funds to support themselves as they try and convince others they are gurus. Like you know this guy didn't have a 9-5 job and he was clocking out of the paper clip factory to come home…

Yes, I think it is also applicable for the opposite situation. The beginning of relationships. All of that is so private to me. I am a Lady of a Certain Age now and I cringe my face off whenever I see anyone (always females) who are younger and don't know any better or, worse yet, my peers, who excitedly change their…

Yep, that's exactly it. I had forgotten to mention cringing at other people's too. This is word for word what I said to her in my private message- it may not be right for you but I just wanted to share it. "Hey Name! Could you please do me a favor? I love that you get such a kick out of the photos I post but I would…

I would go "gentle" Mama Bear on her and tell her nicely but firmly that you don't want your little one to have a large digital imprint this early on (explaining what that means of course) and how unfortunately you can't trust anyone these days and if people on her own friends' list don't have their settings adjusted…

My two biggest irksome FB issues of late: a good aquaintence who is an older woman who didn't know that if she saw a photo or post of mine (or anyone else it appears) that she liked, the proper thing to do was click like or comment. Now I am someone who is as private as possible on FB. (Yes, I know anyone on my list…

I can still picture myself during my last major break-up of a serious relationship a few years ago, on the phone with my freshly gone ex, as we waded through FB to make sure that gahhhdamn little red broken heart didn't show up in our newsfeeds when we changed our relationship statuses. It was super shitty. And we did…

I think it's also because FB mobile has access to your contacts so if you were texting and calling your online dating dudes, if you didn't delete their numbers as most of us do in order to ID their numbers if they ever reach out to us, then FB mobile will suggest them to you as friends. Case in point- my on-again off…

Ha ha haaaaa. The best part is how she wouldn't own up to what happened until we dragged it out of her.

Yeah and even with Rosie, we would arrive at 7 am, she would come in like around 8 and go to hair and makeup, chill, meet with her asisstants, say hi to guests and then on live days Mon-Thurs (we did a second taping on Thurs afternoon that ran as Friday's show) we were on live at 10 am and unless she needed to meet…

I used to work at Rosie's show. Time is money (union money!) and with a live studio audience present, they film them as quickly as possible. Reality shows (also worked for one) and docs and dramas take notoriouslty long to film even the shortest scenes/get the briefest of shots. Shows like The View and Rosie back in…

Yeppppp. And considering it wasn't her first time, that means she is aware she has a problem and could have taken some GasX. It's only an hour long show. Anyone with respect for others and basic dignity in their own lives wouldn't set foot on the stage for such a short amount of time if they weren't prepared in every…

Which is awful but there are dozens of us with great commenting records who shouldn't have to be left to lurk in the shadows because of one twisted asshole.

I'm so so sooooo proud that I know the person behind this. Who is just as brilliant as you would imagine. :)