So crazy! I mean the rape gif problem had to be resolved, no question. But the community engagement experience would be an actual community engagement experience if regulars with no strikes against them could, like, engage freely with the community.

Also- can we please talk about how auto correct on smartphones never allows the word vagina to be typed. No, I am not typing 'bag in.' It's almost as bad as Duck. Why are our phones such goddamn Puritans?

Honey pot is my all-time favorite but I defy anyone saying that and the people involved to not erutpt into laughter. As it is impossible to use in a serious way during sexy times. I think maybe the key is not calling it anything at all. It's a physical body part obviously worthy of a lot of respect, it has such power…

I know there are tons of people on Kinja but surely there's an intern who can wade through and clear the innocuous posters who actully have worthwhile content and ideas to share. It's not rocket science. Once in a while I am out of grays on Jezebel and Gawker and then I am back in. There has to be a better system.

I've given up on ever moving from the grays. What's really bizarre is that I was starrred commentator for years under Gawker's old system (different name but same email address and real life name linked to my account) and I even won one of the "Worst Holiday Ever" commentator contests. But here I am, all grayed up…

As general rule, I just can't with people who own any WS that wasn't gifted to them or won at a tricky tray/as a door prize somewhere. And there's nothing sadder than we regular folk trying to emulate Martha. Sidenote: I miss Ana Gasteyer's Martha impersonations....

You, too! And try not to scare your children with overly ambitious, festive desserts! This is why they invented Entenmann's.....

Haaaaaa. Add this one to my own cancer survivor Mom's greatest holiday hits: the year she accidentally put (delicious) foil covered chocolate dreidels in out stockings thinking they were "whimsical old fashoned toys like tops." Despite the Hebrew letters imprinted on the blue and silver foil..... she's the best.

Yes, she is ten years strong. It was bad. She defied statistics. We are so fn lucky. (Thanks for the nice words.) Ha! A story about parental sexxxay times would not wind up under the Hater's Guide to WS. Not to mention, those going through chemo barely have strength to keep up with daily routines, if at all. We still…

The Christmas my mom was in chemo, I arrived at the parental homestead, gifts in hand to find no one there to greet me. Which was scary at first, given that all I did was worry about her 24/7. Turns out she and my father were in the spare room frantically cleaning up the murder-scene-ish mess that happened after Mom…

Why the freak is this comment languishing in the grays when it's so awesome? I salute you, lady, and your lawn jockey Santa in white face after a bender. #neverforget

Spot- on as always. You, sir, are a national treasure.

Truly, Jezebel should start filing any and all stories like this to "Romeo Rose-ish" He is the all-time King of Creeps.

Perhaps he has re-invented his creeping to be more inclusive and diverse!

Romeo Rose, is that yooooooou?

I've done the master cleanse and it was crazy and super challenging (I did the minimum 10 days) and I have to say I felt like and looked like a brand new person at the end. Naturally, I went right back to my regular diet so look of renewal was short lived. But man, I felt like I accomplished something and I was…

Ha, ha, yessssssssss!

Goodness, someone needs to start mass producing this image in velvet, stat! Anyone else getting a George Costanza lounging in his boxers on a chaise lounge vibe from this???

I've worked with the folks at Heartland. They are a wonderful (non-racist) bunch so I personally think this might be an inaccurate assumption to make. I think the owner could have been more articulate and thoughtful in his response. As for the connection between racism and the design of the glasses, in my mind, given…

You know how they say kids usually rebel by having the exact opposite political and social beliefs of their parents? In my head, I am picturing that this pathetic woman's parents are peace loving hippie freaks who blaze up the second they see her name pop up on their caller id. And that they laughed when she told them…