I met BUB last year and can attest that it was truly a spiritual experience. And her dude could not have been nicer. Total class act.

No standards. That's how.

This is the first Thanksgiving I won't miss my ex's family who threw such fabulous Thanksgivings (meal and camaraderie wise) because I know I would have lost my shit if his racist uncle said one word about this case.

I've never had problems with anyone on any post and my comments are regularly recommended to others, so you can just go fuck yourself gently with a chainsaw. Kisses!

People have asked me why I don't theme these posts, and all I can say: could you theme a rainbow, or the passage of time? I have no fucking idea, but I wouldn't be surprised at this point to see a Yelper actually ask that question.

Ha, ha, ha. I always say I am going to throw a 'Saturday night Jez' party. One of these weekends I will! PS How INSANE is it that I've been a sane/consistent/courteous/clever commenter for over a year under this name and was a starred commenter under a different name for YEARS prior to this and even won one of the …

Yesss! I have oversized furniture and enough kitties for everyone and a 24 hour diner across the street. I'm livin' the merry spinster dream !

I used to think that, too, until I saw an ad in Vogue (which I never read and was only reading in the waiting area of a salon) for EL's Double-Wear foundation which is not impacted by sweat/moisture and still looks natural/non-cakey. That shit changed my life. Can't praise it enough. And I'm a beauty products…

I am in my pajamas about to eat pot pie watching ID network aka 'The Murder Channel' next to my kitties and about to crack open the pages of the latest Coelho. There will be hot chocolate and Mallomars later on. BLISS.

Rest of the Goo Goo Dolls: Get over yourselves. You're the Goo Goo Dolls. No one's going to notice if a sessions drummer is brought in for a couple shows.

I have always been amazed - AH-MAZED- by how routine birth (natural and c-section) is considered. Just because it happens thousands of times a day and we've come a long way from women squatting over mud holes doesn't take away from the fact that HOLY SHIT, A MINIATURE HUMAN BEING IS BUSTING OUT OF SOMEONE'S BODY. Am…

Yes. How is falafel Mexican? Do you think this woman wandered into a fast food Mexican lunch spot expecting something other than Mexican? Or does she think tahini is the same thing as sour cream? So many questions! #missingthepoint

I'm sorry I don't cook or dine in fine restaurants for every meal each day. I bow to the daily cuisine greatness you clearly experience. Gawd, I wish I were you! You're so mighty and superior. And what a life of leisure you must lead that allows you time in the kitchen, a bank account flush with cash for daily fine…

That may be true though I've eaten at many non-chain and chain Mexican restaurants and never seen anything called 'white sauce.' But then I would also need to assume she just didn't hear the burrito maker saying, "corn , cheese or sour cream?" when she reached that section of add-ons...

I am a Poor but every bag I have ever coveted has been sleek, "simple and clean" and didn't include a loud pattern much less any ughly ass logo. No thanks!

I love nice things yet LOATHE AND DESPISE overpriced purses on which the logo of the company tha made them appears to be throwing up all over said expensive handbag. When will women realize those bags are fugly and have no other value other than to publicly announce that they or someone in their lives had the money to…

Last month at Chipotle, the woman on line in front of me pointed at the sour cream and asked for "white sauce" on her burrito. White. Sauce. Sighhhh.

Yes to the 40th birthday register! As a spinster cat lady type (I did a few LTRs and a couple co-habitations but they didn't work out so here I am....) who mever really attained monetary success on her own, while I am thrilled to the gills that some friend will help me celebrate next year when I turn (and yes, I am…

I'm a little late to the party on this post but anyone else ever notice how many farrrrrr beyond high school aged women who make news headlines- whether for troubling stories like this or because they were crime victims or because they committed crimes- seem to have Sears Portrait Studio headshots of themselves, all…

That's awful. Now imagine it being used as an educational tool in a school. Ay yi yi.