I met BUB last year and it was the closest thing this non-religious girl could EVER have to a religious experience. You have no idea until you are in her presence....

GOOD JOB, BUB. <3

GO AWAY, DUGGARS.

Someone has to say it: I hate that it isn't sleeveless when she would rock sleeveless. This style is what brides who are too self conscious about their arms to wear sleeveless (at least among people I know) wear. And I always said to myself, as one of those gals not fond of my arms and who has a trainer to help me…

Oh, I remember that well. It was a great day to stay inside, watch movies and not kill things.

Yes, I stand corrected. Like I said to someone else, I blocked out that chapter of my life so my memory failed me.....

Ahhhh, yes. Blair. It's all coming back to me.

Is it Centre or Cambria? For some reason Allegheny was stuck in my head after having blocked out that chapter in my life.

I went to school in central PA (Clinton County) and dated a man from Altoona (Allegheny County which is further West) for years. It's fucking insane how much Pennsyltucky is like a different planet. The level of ignorance that prevails where politics, civil rights, science and book learnin' are concerned is…

People can say WHATEVS but I stand by my love of Applebees boneless bbq wings kthxbai.

Gahhhh, all her stuff is so hideous.

I wouldn't engage in this for a variety of personal preferences but most of all because having sex during my period would take away from the BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE first-day-after-period-is-finished sex. Which. Is. Everything.

I'm far from a scientist but think it's possible. One theory my friends and I have seen is two uggos making a gorgeous baby. Ahhhh, genetics, so finicky and flighty.

What remains amazing to me is how f'n long it took for the world to stop ignoring the fact that it takes violent men to play this violent game and the violence logically doesn't end on the field for a number of them. It's so appalling on so many levels that I've spent the last couple of weeks unable to distill it and…

I. LOVE. WRISTS.

Same thing with my former boytoy. THANK YOU COSTCO FOR SELLING IT IN BULK.

When a classically handsome man (note: never a boy) in a tuxedo (typically post an event) has the jacket off, the tie totally loosened but still around the neck and the top button of the shirt undone. GIMMEE SUMMA DAT.

I think we all know who is home crying, clutching his Webby and shaking his fist at the sky right about now....

Thank you for so beautifully, succinctly distilling what I've been trying to articulate to men who don't understand the gravity of this issue. Bravo, Erin.

I think I speak for everyone commenting when I say OH MY GAWD, FINALLY WE ARE GOING TO GET TO KNOW THE REAL CAP GARLAND. Ladies, amirite????