Omg! I am losing my sh*t over this. This is the book I always wanted to read (as someone obsessed with LIW forEVER)

Yes, yes and MORE YES for this succinct summary of yours.

Perhaps the biggest takeaway from this news story is that there are still women wearing thongs circa 2014.

Or just take the pre-tax total, divide by 5 and add that amount to the check.

Anyone out there on Junel Fe? I am convinced it is the reason that I can't lose weight despite working out 2 hours a day that includes both cardio and weights and 20 min in the sauna, drinking over a gallon of water a day, eating clean and taking water pills whenever I am most prone to retaining salt. (And no, I don't…

Oh, yeah, I know the back story. It's chilling.

Those are some soul-less eyes on that Kennedy.

Suspected my bf of 7 years who had done time for selling pot (and who knows what else- being a liar I can never know for sure wtf he truly had done) was dabbling again. Went searching in our attic which was our storage area where he packratted a bunch of stuff from when he moved in. Instead of drugs/paraphemalia, I…

Tash looks and appears to move about in way that suggests she is much wiser beyond her years which is no surprise, given who her mom is. Little Earthquakes was a like a baptism by fire for me- I went from being a girl away at college to knowing I was truly a woman. Under the Pink became like comforting scripture to…

Slightly off topic: last night I was channel surfing with the "info" option on my remote control on so that as I hit each channel, I could see a quick content synopsis. I got to whatever network (TruTV maybe) airs that show 'Jail' that is like 'Cops' but set in a Vegas jail. And the description was something along the…

Yaaaaaas.

Ugh, f*ck football in general.

We don't know! It's a great mystery! We did figure out that he must have saved her headshot on his work phone since the photo of the jerking off was assumedly taken with his personal phone, the phone he used to send it.

A friend of mine went on an Internet date this past winter with a guy who only had one arm but hadn't divulged that to her prior, nor did it come up during the date. The funny thing was she hadn't even noticed the whole time since they met in a dark bar and he had his jacket on his shoulders and the missing arm was in…

Red Robin ftw.

Good for you! This was never going to turn into lurve.

Yippee! I bet his apartment smells like stale smoke, reheated take-out and remnants of wet dreams. Sign me up!

I snorted at this line. It was so unsexy of me to do so. I hope no men in my vicinity saw it as it might make me look even more unfuckable for my age...

Same here.

Blatant douche level: grandmaster.