He's the asshole who comes to yoga just to stare at women doing downward dog.

I was recently involved in a just-for-fun relationship with a mid20something man (boy!) 13 years younger than I. I knew he would cut me off cold when he found someone his own age to actually date but totes didn't care because we were both on the same page as to what we had between us. It was purely physical. He was…

Well, if *you* don't want him, I guess that leaves more wrinkly, greying, slapping balls for the rest of us!

Ilana and Abby are my spirit animals. Did you catch 'Playing House' on USA? Also, side splitting though in a slightly different way.

No Broad City???? That's truly surprising.

Sounds like I've stumbled upon an Opie/Anthony/Stern lovin' WWE fan. Gosh, you really displayed your intellect in your reply. You showed me, alright!

"Teen Vine Star" = there's the problem right there in those three little words. U G H.

There are few things in life that completely, instantly turn me off of liking a person. Listening to radio shows like the one this p.o.s. has and the likes of Howard Stern and having a serious interest in "professional" wrestling are at the top of my list. I flee from people who mention they engage in these activities…

You're welcome and YES 1000x to your post script. It's a shame how even I, a feminist, feel more compelled to use the "Thanks, but I have a boyfriend" reply (I am actually currently single) to an unsolicited come-on. Like heaven forbid, I don't just come out and admit my lack of interest. I guess most of the time…

YESSSSSSSS <3

I wish I could hug you. Hang in there. Stay strong. Take extra good care of yourself during this awful time as well as him....

I love you so hard for this post.

How I wish he was or that I had the sense to screengrab. It was AMAZEBALLS in its sheer awfulness and irony- touching upon all areas of a dating profile that could conceivably drive women as far away as possible. An evil genius that "man" had to be.

I have no idea if his profile still exists, but if so, OKC users, I implore you to look up "everyinchaking." If he is still on there, holla back and let me know your thoughts. He is a STUNNING display of online dating male, I assure you. (I noted his name on the Notes in my phone for posterity- that's how stupendous…

Universe forbid it but *had* anything bad happened to her unborn baby as a result of running this race, I can't help but wonder how this site would have covered it and the comments that would have ensued....

I've watched every episode and 99% of the time, the parents are aware and Nev and Max interview them about their feelings.

For realz. Zero hits. ZERO. I wish passe radio stations and other forms of media would stop trying to convince that these talentless, autotuned kids are musically gifted.....

What I can't understand (especially for the teenagers involved) is how the parents don't put their foot (feet?) down and say, "ok, if this is a real relationship, I am demanding this individual video chat with you with me present or I am taking you there (if the distance isn't too far) in person to meet this person…

They later got engaged on the reunion show and a couple months later, they broke up :( (If you are thinking of the dude Derrick and the cute girl who had a kid with someone else prior to finally meeting Derrick in person.)

U G H. I really liked him till this moment....