Could be mine? Every Friday the sales team across the floor blasts pop hits for all to endure. They also ring a cowbell after closing a sale, so perhaps it’s time to purchase some noise-cancelers.

Seriously. From the reactions here you’d think you were suggesting a baby splitting courtesy of King David.

that’s all fine and dandy, but how do any of those unfortunate scenarios require taking someone else’s seat on a flight?

You’re out of your mind if you think Lorne gave a microscopic shit about any of this dude’s past ‘humor.’

“Observational Humor for Racists.”

You’re delusional if you think tech workers can’t be cogs.

Certain people are against reparations or formal apologies for past crimes because Buh-but it wasn’t ME who did the thing! Why should I apologize?

A very short roll away!

Agreed. I would love to make these, but then I would outgrow the boundaries of my apartment because the eating would never stop. A coffee shop across the street stocks them, and mercifully charges a ridiculous amount so nibbles are rare, praise be to Waistline.

BUFORD <3

If Donald ever had anything close to a real marriage it was with Ivanka.

I was wrong and an ass, I apologize.

That is what Zac Efron would look like if he would just answer my letters and let me spoon-feed him peeled grapes for all eternity.

You’re right: he drank, and his actions undertaken while drunk have consequences.

If you’re referring to the OP’s sarcasm, I did not miss it. Thanks!

Hehe. You’re like my dad and his two busted knees sneering at the World Cup that he could do better. Sure, Dad, sure.

Starred for picture/comment sync, well done.

For real. My SO thinking I should feel differently because they want me to in order to benefit them is a one-way ticket to the hamlet of Hells Naw.

Yeah actually at nearly three hours long it would have been great to spend some of that showing how Derry has changed for the worse thanks to IT’s influence. Would have been much scarier than a good deal of the ‘scary’ stuff they included, honestly.

Speaking of the comedy: they really blew it not using 99 Luftballons instead for the hobo barf scene. Boooooo, come on it was right there.