To be fair I haven’t read the book (yet), but that makes sense. My beef, though, is with the Derry citizens beating the shit out of the couple before Pennywise shows up (and makes great jaw noises, I might add) to show that he comes after the grown, too.

Eh, I’ll allow it. It landed about as well as this spoiled apple did on the ground: sploot.

I felt the hate crime opening scene was over the top for a movie that subsequently did not explore how IT had been poisoning the entire town’s minds. Sure that concept had been very lightly hinted at, but it was not enough to justify the extent of the beating ahead of Pennywise’s appearance. Was good, realistic…

It’s the Queen Bean.

“Naturally, Lim walked away, and a few months later Chiarelli offered her half of his salary to reach some semblance of parity. She still said no, and now she’s my fucking hero.”

Contrary to your country logic I am not a literal ball of refuse. Leave it to minds like yours to equate human beings with detritus, though.

It’s the same as “if our country’s founders had slaves, why do we consider slavery bad?”

Right? Bloody hell, how long until this demon with a human face starts arguing that perhaps it would actually be a noble act for pure white men to start raping pure white women in order to secure the future of his garbage ideals? FUCK!

I wonder what he has for all the coal miners who only know one skill and refuse to get schooling or start looking for alternate opportunities outside fucking coal.

Alas, that doesn’t matter. Some women being okay with your ability to disguise your grosser aspects does not mean much if anything at all with regards to the quality of your character, which is very poor by your own efforts.

Their beliefs are a lifestyle choice, so I fail to see why I should pave over my own rights to make them more comfortable. (Not directed at you, just ranting fruitlessly at the sky and internet.)

Fact:

This Corruption is an excellent workout tune.

Por que no los dos?

Also

LOL

Community challenge: find a rape apologist who is also a rape survivor.

Why, that would be goo’ ol’ boy Clayton Williams. What do you expect from a Texan who bestowed one of his sons with the middle name ‘Wheat.’

The other day I made a passing reference to beepers and pagers in a meeting and three coworkers under 25 gave me the confused dog head tilt.

Watching this slumped in my office chair with a mug full of Cheez-Its. The energy is enough to give me a coronary.