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We thought we were riding the wave of the future by using a Zip Disc as a slambook in high school. We cursed anyone who uploaded a song onto it because that WinAmp file would hog the whole damn thing. That hurt to type.

For real. I rolled over in my tomb when that popped up in my feed.

Gather ‘round children and listen to my tale of the Zip Disc...

To continue please insert Disc 58.

I remember my dad taking me to “the computer store” to buy a new educational game and returning home with several giant boring flaps encased in white sleeves. Mmmmmemories.

Oh, wow. Something I never knew I needed but NEEDED SO MUCH.

Easy for you to say; you’re a pickle and therefore perfect every time.

I saw this in real life recently: B8B8BB8. It was impossible to read unless you were practically on top of its ass.

Sweet Christ, he looks like several branches from the same family tree were pulped and reformed into a racist golem.

Close your mouth and be still. Adults are talking.

One move that appears to be real is “stir the pot” because goddamn did they ever. The pot, of course, is full of insecure, fearful manbaby puree.

Ha ha. Less creative writing classes, and more critical thinking classes. Good luck to you, dreamer.

The only response we need <3

Your interpretation, naive as it is, is charitable albeit inapplicable when discussing settled law. That flowery turn of phrase in the DoI didn’t even apply to all human beings at the time, kiddo.

Oh, wow. You still don’t get it. The 1A of the Constitution does not apply to all speech, everywhere, all the time. You DO know that, right?

You’re right, that is very good. Math rock, obviously.

There’s a bald eagle in your avatar, you fucking imbecile.

When the left is talking about getting rid of the 1st and 2nd amendments, due process, private insurance, open boarders, free college, slavery reparations, Trump looks somehow sane

But but but the old papery doc-yoo-ment say I can buy all the shootshoot sticks muh heart desires!

yay thank you