That, and shouting, “JOB OPENING!”

Exactly this.

Love it!

Can confirm. My parents watch my brother’s dog a ton while he works two jobs.

Holy shit what a ridiculous playlist I must listen to right now ring ring hello this is high school calling how do you do.

I totally agree. My friend didn’t have time between jobs to properly train and set boundaries for his young lab that stayed in his apartment all day. He worked with the shelter to pair the pup with a new owner that matched his personality and requirements better than he could. It was devastating for him, but I’m proud…

Exactly! I’ve only ever had cats (I’m 34) and we want a dog soon but are stuck arguing over what age we should adopt: Mr. Bidet wants a puppy, which is stupid because neither of us has ever had one and we both work full-time... with an obese, senior solo cat at home! Talk about a recipe for disaster. Know your limits,…

And the conservatives are armed only with thoughts and prayers.

Agreed. Doin’ my part!

Her defense of “training is expensive!” makes me extra sick because that looks like a pure-breed with cosmetically altered ears.

My uncle makes okay money on the inside, but it takes a ton of effort from people on the outside since he can’t sell his shop stuff himself. Also, he’s been there for decades and has a good behavior track record, positive relationships with prison employees, etc. to pull on, so no way is his experience the norm,…

Aaagggh god damn, your story what the fuuuuuck. I am so sorry :(

Another source, however, said that Blind was only used by a fringe amount of employees, and particularly by some opposed to so-called social justice warriors at their company.

Exactly. I hope she/he felt deep and abiding shame at the sight of so many people being GOOD rather than AWFUL.

Indeed. Telling anyone in my town anything they don’t want to hear about dogs gets you this:

I’ll be damned, proven wrong by someone willing to do more basic math than I. That makes sense; that could be me, too.

Only Shake Shack I’ve been to was in London so no idea how it rates against US locations but I was shocked by how underwhelming the reality was compared to the hysterical hype I’d heard about it. Big fat MEH.

OMG so neat! You’re doing the lord’s work.

Sorry but this site does not get “thousands” of readers. It might get a couple dozen hundred hits but those aren’t all unique. Lots of repeat viewers. 

Same! I’m an outstanding speller but cannot spell out loud at ALL.