They shouldn’t focus on abortion rights becuase of the lies about them.

Can you imagine the phrase “underage men” being used? That was preposterous to type, let alone say out loud at my desk.

Agreed, but my point was more that if they were fleeing religious persecution specifically, visibly, obviously, then I would expect the Right to confront that.

“Yassa boss,”

Ah, yes, this is true. I fail at mimicking their myopia. The shame!

I value nothing if not consistency: moths, skin flakes, and stale air.

Oh my god. Tip on the grand total. Just tip on the grand total THEN LEAVE AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.

It’s a really weird mix of virtue signaling and complaining about it at the same time.

Did you take any pictures during the game you wrote about in the article?

Apparently saying “Jews” is triggering for some. Not sure why?

I sincerely wonder to what extent their tune would change were it an influx of sanctuary-seeking Christians fleeing religious persecution, since Bubba Jesus > all atrocities.

JAWS doesn’t get me but I just watched it big at the Castro Theatre and damn if that audience wasn’t FULL of people who had never seen it before: jumping, screaming, flailing during the boat discovery, and much clawing of dates during the final tipping of the boat and sliding of the crew.

Also best trailer ever for a movie.

That movie always has more to offer than my memory can recall for me. Such a treat every single time.

Is this one of those trials where the defendant is representing themselves? I’ll allow it.

Think about how your employer’s HR department would take it if you put your hands on the part of a woman which produces milk.

The stomach fold straining against these pants would have you know that lard belongs everywhere, in everything, all the time.

People are insane. I once had a woman ask for a discount on a jacket because she was going to have to pay extra to have the sleeves shortened. No!

Godspeed, intrepid hero!! Report back with results posthaste, as I am thirsty and this work day needs some boozy sprucing.

Same. Were it me it would go more like