Bidets on a plane, a great idea!

But that’s just it: she didn’t just tell him it was okay to go.

Reminds me of dudes who don’t see sexism unless it’s wielded against a sister, daughter, etc. etc. etccccccccc.

Grey Bidet! I like that. If only more people washed their buttholes with bidets we’d all be a lot cleaner, that’s for sure. Bidet power forever.

I tried that once, but the second leg of my trip was a plane with overhead compartments so minuscule I’m amazed they were called compartments at all.

Are you also against halter tops and shorts? Because that would be the exact same outfit.

My best guy friend dedicated it to me when I was dating a verbally/physically abusive sack of shit; at the time it actually helped me to finally see an outside perspective of the garbage situation I was keeping myself in.

During his initial court appearance on Monday, attorneys for Epstein—who pleaded not guilty to the charges against him—claimed that because there had been no threats of violence or coercion against the girls Epstein is accused of assaulting, he could not be considered a rapist.

That troll’s never seen a garbage disposal? Weird, I thought everyone owned at least one mirror.

Jesse gets off on punching down.

Honestly. That takes balls so big I’m most shocked that I couldn’t see them from SF.

People are such massive asses. I’m listening to her sing “Unforgettable” and am getting excited chills imagining that voice as Ariel.

Eh. More like wombmates.

You must have been That Guy at his last local reading who started his question to Stephenson with a laundry list of his personal academic achievements, because he’ll be damned if he’ll get robbed of his chance to impress his idol.

Trump fans think about Hillary Clinton far more than everyone else, good lord. If you seriously think the chief reason people hate on Trump is because he beat Clinton in the election then your horse blinders are bigger than imagined.

I didn’t know PTSD made your face freeze in a smug-as-fuck countenance, christ almighty.

I fill my mouth with dirt and grow my own food directly in the maw.

I’m white and I live to see this image. Sure wish we’d knock it off but honestly, this image all day long.

Look at that fin hair. Flounder is clearly from Encino.