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Dude. I’m white and when I first read this while bleary-eyed in bed my initial reaction (as it always is, because vapours) was total outrage; then I remembered my opinion means less than shit in this, and that GASP it’s a fine and dandy idea. Heaven fucking forbid white people stop for a minute and ask themselves what

“She’s from Denmark!!! BLEARGH!!!!!”

You are disgusting.

Right? Gee I wish I could blow it so hard at work that somebody dies and still keep my job.

The ‘origins of her passing’ were bullets through her body from a gun held by this monster. Fuck you.

And teenage girls who link arms and form a solid wall across an entire sidewalk.

His complete sidelining of the concept of consent when discussing marriage is insane and frighteningly illuminating.

Doubly appropriate, considering the sign.

“My little siblings bought it from a flea market. I don’t support slavery and neither do my siblings,” he told Yahoo. “But I am not going to take it down when my siblings asked me to fly it. If [the family] wants to take offense, they can.”

Like did he immediately go back to smooth out and caress it after parking his truck? “You okay, baby? Sorry I drove so fast, made you whip around like that. Forgive me, baby, here lemme cuddle you like Chairman Frump does.”

“You gon’ do it? You want me to do it?”

W H A T

Oh shit. That’s good.

Honestly. The whole shot oozes luxury and pomp. Love it.

I keep coming back to this story hoping to see the addition of [UPDATE:...] with some decent, justice-soaked closure. Alas.