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It's always weirded me out and my mom who has been a vegetarian for 20 years was super upset when it was offered (for free) at our hotel but I just wanted to see what the fuck the fuss was about and discovered that it tastes like old socks? I fucking hate geese and think that shit is bullshit.

I once shoved a mason jar up my ass and it came out filled with organic blueberry kombucha.

Shut up, Donnie.

LOL I know. She's so funny and I love the video.

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One of my favs. Yes, I am typical. Love them.

I've read other people speculate on the same thing. Of course, these are internet rumors so they should be taken with a grain of salt. I've just read some things about him needing validation. I do think that a lot of his public persona is an exaggeration of who he may be in real life: he knows that his fans will eat

You're right, but man those 4-6 months would be worth it. Totally. Worth. It.

Yes, tragically if that were a real relationship, I imagine it would be like 4-6 months of incredibly hot, mindless sex that quickly fades into "YES TOM GODDAMIT YOU LOOK VERY HOT IN THAT PICTURE FOR GQ, SERIOUSLY LEAVE ME ALONE I AM TRYING TO DO MY TAXES."

15 bucks for a cocktail ain't bad. But I tried Foie Gras in Paris and wanted to kill it with fire.

Quinn and that dude..

What the shit? I liked the song a bit, but the video is weird as fuck. And why did they claim to be Christian music makers, yet act as secular as possible, even suing rather than forgiving.

I dream of having a closet and bathroom like hers! And those couches! I've believed that she has the most comfortable couches in all the lands since she said so.

My dad introduced me to this song. I don't listen to a lot of radio, but he does. One day he started blasting it early in the morning. I have never woken up so easily.

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My favorite Barbie ad of all time is the one where they encouraged stealing her clothes:

I'm (old) past the point where I would comment on looks but she is the pinnacle of Western beauty, for all its misguidedness. And I hope your real name is Josie Grossie, don't tell me if it isn't.

About an hour before I post about it and a commenter wanders in trying to claim that's a perfectly legitimate question.

I'm doing it right now!