Just make Lego Wonder Woman the protagonist and take my money.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

Just because people do it doesn't mean it's a-ok.

This is an issue for women in general. Preach it, Banks. Some of the fans are probably men who masturbate to the photos. UGH.

"OK, GRENDEL." <—- gold.

I was under the impression that tequila and pants were mutually exclusive.

I feel like you and I have basically run out of breath decrying the fashion industry for not having enough tequila in your pants options.

This is really unethical of me and I still feel bad about it. That said…it is my only revenge story, and it is epic.

Um. Thatz not okay.

"very well-equipped"

Eh, not so much.

Also relevant

To be fair, wouldn't you be annoyed if you had a meeting to attend and you couldn't because the road was closed? At least she tries to keep her commitments. I'm going to need something a lot more salacious than being irritated by road closures.

Uh huh.

Emma Watson is full of shit in this context, and here's why.

Yes, her writing is completely stunning! Somehow, I hadn't read anything of hers up until a few years ago—my socks were totally knocked off! I'll have to read Cat's Eye! Thus far, I've only read this novella (which I heartily, heartily recommend) and The Handmaid's Tale.

Official Unofficial Margaret Atwood Thread

I once drove home very hung over. I figured I had already barfed it all out of my system. I had rested for about half an hour after barfing and felt okay to drive. HAHAHAHA SO WRONG.

About 15 minutes later while going 65 on the freeway, I realized I was gonna barf and the nearest exit was like a mile away and it was…

...yes.

Alternative headline: "your mouth can now drink pure masturbation". If I buy you one of these, will you make a video of yourself drinking it? For science.