I have a MBTV messenger bag. I still remember laughing so hard at Pamie's Popstars recaps I may have peed my pants.

Frientists, Mark. They're called, Frientists

Mark, I believe you need to take a closer look at the extensive research I did into Satisfries; thank you.

But in the meantime I'll be working on my fanfiction. Did the prank involve Jill removing her clothes before getting in the bin? How did Joe get back at his naughty wife? Find out in "Biden my Time: an erotic April fools tale"

Right. My mom always told me if I got into the same situation 3 times, it was time to look at myself.

If you've never met a woman with whom you can talk about a variety of interesting, engaging topics, you've either been extremely sheltered or you're not good at conversation.

People like writer 1 make me sad because I used to be one of them. I drank the misogyny cool-aid and would talk about how I was so above other women. I am super into gaming and baseball and I would lament how girls just don't "get it". I would assume all other women wanted to talk about where things I defined as…

Dear god his hair.

Fact: Every female celebrity on Cribs has a huge closet.

Yes, yes, yes!! I would watch that!

Barbie sez:

I was wondering about that while watching the video. It seemed like the motion would actually be really creepy IRL. And also boring, after the 5000th repetition. Creepy + Boring = a winning combination for a toy!!!

It's been awhile since I made a ridiculous pun. At least 5-6 hours :D

I don't know, that sounds more like graduate level coursework. Can I major in learning how to parallel park, with a minor in looking helpless while a stranger changes my flat tire for me?

BayPath College: the best way to get a head.

I just LOVE how in that video, the VO sings "We can do anything" while the doll pushes back the hood of her cape. Meaning that "anything" could be as craaaazy as pushing back your hood!!!! That's insanity!!!! Glass ceilings are being broken by pushed-back hoods!!!!!

Tuesday is also the day that every place has cheap chicken wings. Unless the movie theaters also start selling cheap chicken wings, I'm out.

I REALLY want to party with Jill Biden now. Can you imagine, like, a bachelorette organized by Jill Biden?

Wow, half-price Tuesdays have been a thing in Canada.. well maybe always? And at the independent and big-box theatres, too. I had never considered poor Americans didn't have an awesome movie night! Yes, now you can run wild with choices!

Fun story I have about Jill Biden! In 2008 I was a volunteer on the Obama campaign. I ended up being very close with the field team in Jacksonville, FL, so I got to do all the cool campaign stuff like get lunch for Forrest Whitaker and meet (then) Senator Obama the day before the election and tour his campaign plane.