What about when she demonstrated her step machine in HIGH HEELS? And she changed 2-3 outfits in one episode. I would have loved to see her and Jennifer Lopez on American Idol. That would have been drama.

I just want to live in a world where I can wear a fabulous bathing suit with giant heels and not look like I'm trying out to be a new Kardashian sister.

Gross. My daughter's toy (actually we've never bought her a Barbie, but bear with me) is now on the cover of the swimsuit edition of SI (a magazine that I would never buy)? Ok, leaving now.

I loved the peaches a cream Barbie but I always lost the darn shoes.

that's crazy...how could it possibly fit you?

Yessssss! I remember that episode more than any other Cribs. The mermaid room is the shits! That is my dream lounge room.

no joke, I could listen to Always Be My Baby on repeat for HOURS (and have). It's one of those that I like to dramatically sing into a hair brush

I know I'm supposed to be not "down" with Barbie and all her unrealistic beauty standards for little girls, but she looks DAMN HOT in that Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot. There, I said it.

Nooooooooo! This is an early April fool's right?! RIGHT??

For the love of God why?! I had forgotten about Creed's whole existence and now it's all rushing back!

I almost threw my own laptop.

Step 1 - Release all music and movies on Tuesday
Step 2 - Discount movie theater tickets on Tuesday
Step 3 - Extend weekend from 2 to 4 days

Obligatory "documentary" about paparazzis:

especially when her friend in the picture is clearly wearing a sign that says, "Die, Tumor, Die"?

I really love Jimmy Carter. He's just such a thoroughly decent, genuine human being. His statement about leaving the Southern Baptist Convention because of the sexism in its theology was wonderfully inspiring. Also, if you go to his childhood home, there is a store that sells peanut butter ice cream, as if you didn't…

this has happened to me more than once. After the first time, I started growing my nails very long and filing them to a point, so that the next time someone groped me, I grabbed their arm, and dug in with my nails until I drew blood. He tried to pull away but I wouldn't let go of his arm for at least 10 seconds. I…

All of my friends and I can recall instances of being groped in clubs, it really sucks that this is so common most people don't even think to really do much about it anymore. I'm not a club person anyways, but it's certainly one of the reasons I avoid those places. Good for her for doing something about it!

Yup, I'm not even in a creative field but my last two interviews included preparing a presentation ahead of time and for one figuring out how to interface it over technology since I was skyping the interview.

I'm dying of laughter right now.

In an ironically upscaled mason jar...