Some people are wondering if you're joking, and I don't know if you are, but I remember one time a co-worker and fellow classmate of mine telling me how he loves girls with "pussygap." I asked him wtf that was, and he said, "you know how some girls walk a little bowlegged, and their pussy is shaped like a U, and the…

You almost had me there. I literally read that repeating "what the...." over and over in my head.

Please hold while I THROW UP AND SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE.

I totally believed this for a moment.

Please tell me you're not serious.

I'm grateful for this information, as I am always anthropologically interested in the rituals and body standards of people who are different than me. But please help me to understand: So, their labia are supposed to resemble an upside down horseshoe, preferably a wide horseshoe. Does that mean their labia curve back…

And the award for best description of a fart goes to you!

Hah! At first I thought you were serious and my mouth just kept gaping wider and wider. You are too good.

I mean, they did the photo shoot and someone from corporate saw a hint of camel toe, and his or her outrage at the sexual nature far exceeded his or her photo-editing skills, so the entire region was removed.

Can't stop laughing. Did you date my ex-husband? Because this body type and fart description sounds exactly like him. I am dying.

Oh fantastic! I want to have Labia gap by the summer because I want to look hawt in my new bikini so all the guys will talk to me. I hear guys think girls who don't have Labia gap are real bitches.

I could be wrong, but I think this might be a case of a huge overreaction to a bit of "camel toe"

This is a real thing. I am a recovering no-ass skinny-fat guy. Back in the day, I too was a butthole whisperer. Now that I'm in shape, my rumbling pants sound like your drunk Republican uncle on Thanksgiving. It's not easy being attractive :-(

The fellows had long ago parted,
And seemed just a tad broken hearted.
'Til they met on post,
And started to boast,
Of which had more expertly farted.

Don't be sad. He is a very happy person.

I don't know what Aaron did to his sister to make her mad, but, boy, did she exact her revenge. Well played, Angel, well played.

So…… you're saying you were a much better farter than your boyfriend.

You know, Paultoes, your body wasn't a wonderland, either. Sure, you looked good naked, but that poncho you wore all the time was dumb and useless. Further, your hairy toes kinda grossed me out. Also, I should have been so lucky as to have been with someone who could fart silently. Between those explosions under…