Dear John K, please join up with Jhonen Vasquez and make a Ren and Stimpy/Invader ZIM crossover. Thank you.

Oh, you forgot to mention, the tweet that said "I've only been with like one guy" was accompanied by a picture of a cave. A fucking cave. What a perfect way to illustrate WHY women will lie about the number of partners they've had. When one has to deal with the absurd myth that more sex = stretched-out, broken…

Ahhh, "females." My favorite dehumanizing term for women. Whenever I hear that in real life, I ask "Female what? Squid? Groundhog? Oak tree?"

#LiesToldByMales: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

Don't forget, all their periods will sync up.

I think part of the problem is also in how we socialize our daughters. I'm no prude but I just about swallow my tongue when I see what "fashion" is for 8 year olds: sexually suggestive t shirts, sweatpants that read "hot stuff" across the butt — and don't even get me started on these "beauty contests" for children. …

Wait til' they discover chicken & waffles!

I think that's (another reason) why those "Girls, stop drinking/wearing short skirts/leaving your house at night or you'll get raped!" articles are so offensive. The "price" of being female is giving up things you might like in order to feel safe and comfortable and that we should just give up and pay that price…

Totally, I feel like if we didn't live in this media climate where rape is so normalized that scene might not be such a big issue, but in the media climate we have it is an issue, so this is a not missing the forest for the trees issue.

It's about an alien who accidentally arrives on Earth 400 years ago, meets an arrogant female pop star and falls in love.

I never thought of Gendry and her. Ya know, it just dawned on me that I've never shipped her and Sansa with anyone - and my little 15 year old ships everyone in my heart. Huh.

Missing the point, SO HARD.

I read in order for Ned, Catlin, and Arya. Then I hit red wedding and how things go for Arya and I said fuck it. I'll wait until the series is over.

Okay, for someone claiming to be a book fan, the names are spelled Daenerys and Cersei, and Ros isn't even a character GRRM created. She was created for the show. She never appears in the books. Ygritte is a great character in the books, but she's very one dimensional. The show actually gave the character much more…

All the males friends I have that convinced me to read these books love all the female characters.

You don't see an issue with trying to derail a conversation about issues that women face everyday, all over the world, to varying degrees of intensity... so that you can talk about the problems that men face? THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. Why can't you just listen, and accept and try to empathize? We'll get to your stuff.

Honey, I'm not in charge of the policies, but I loooooove that you think a lowly gal like me would have any sort of say in all that. Seriously boo, if they want me to put pictures of flying saucers at the end of each sentence, I would do it. Gotta make them happy, one way or the other. I feel you, but "dems da breaks"…

We do not use the Oxford comma here. Sorry. It is a policy. I can pour you a drink if it bothers you that much.