Oh man...he is looking gooooood. My roommate just giggled and went;

I have yet to meet someone that I don't want to strangle after a couple of years. This includes myself.

This movie is cheesy as all hell BUT SHUT THE HELL UP, I LOVE IT BECAUSE RYAN AND RACHEL'S LOVE IS REAL, SO REAL, AND IT MAKES ME CRY FOR PAST LOVES LOST!

"But for readers? It's hard to see the downside."

When I volunteered at an animal shelter in Chicago, we used to reach out to people who adopted the dogs for follow ups/ updates and one time the update from the adoptive family detailed how their little boy had trouble reading in front of people and so he practiced by reading to their little shelter dog and I swear to…

So, trans woman flouts law, demands pity when treated sternly but humanely by authorities. Also permitted to live-tweet throughout "ordeal," which means it wasn't an ordeal at all.

LESS READING MORE PETTING, PLZ. KTHANX.

Ugh my roommate loves Juan Pablo and I've tried to gently discuss his odiousness with her, but it's like talking to a fruit bat. She thinks he's adorable and chalks all his terrible moves up to a language barrier.

I came in like a wiffle ball...

I'm not gonna lie... Kristin Stewart is the maniac ex-girlfriend of my dreams. She's simultaneously obnoxious, pretentious, grumpy and strangely intreuging?

They don't even have to understand it, they could maybe just accept that all these women aren't lying. That's what I did when I first started reading about women's experiences with this stuff. Us guys don't get it? Fine. That doesn't mean we can't moderate our behaviour anyway.

I wasn't working three days ago.

What took him so long to figure that out?

This is so embarrassing.

I made out with Shia LaBeouf's cousin in college when I was drunk.

This is the longest tantrum I have ever witnessed.

OK, the thing I don't get about the trawler and seagull thing is that seagulls DO follow fishing vessels because not only do the crew often throw back excess catch (for catching more than legally allowed, so waste the rest), but the birds also eat the fish blood and guts slopped all over the deck from processing the…

Maybe you should call your local theater and ask. I'll call and ask as well, if you want me to.

I'm lucky the theater near me decided to so a second Encore so I will get to see it on the 17th. I wouldn't mind owning a DVD copy of the show.