Well, you're making me LOL. Does that help?

So she ships Chuck and Blair? Good to know.

But they don't call the men "The Fed Chairman" they call him "The Fed Chair." So, she's right to correct them for calling her a "Chairwoman."

it's interesting and i guess not entirely unexpected? that the people who seem to be casting doubt on dylan's story are all men. i'd say 90% or so. when i read the comments to her NYT piece on facebook literally ALL the people out of the thousands of comments posting a link to the daily beast story were men.

What did Barb think Woody was going to do to his children while in her presence?!?

Barbara Walters.

Well, It has Michael Cera in it and his character was a fucking dick. And I can't decide if I really liked the movie, or if I just like the idea of the movie. But I really liked Gabby H in it. Crystal Fairy is perfect for her.

Same. I whispered "oh! Matthew Crawley!" To myself when I saw the pic. :( so sad.

Seriously. That special was the worst. And I watched it on the Internet ON CHRISTMAS. Thanks a lot, Grinchy Fellowes.

I don't like this show, but I do feel like this:

when you marry your adopted daughter - you don't get to make any defense of improper father-child relationship/touching/molesting/ etc...

I think his relationship with Soon-Yi Previn could be argued as relevant. Another adopted child from the household, much younger than him.... come on.

She's my new favorite character. Especially after that line!

I just stated that I would never watch Girls. I will totally watch Girls for Gabby Hoffman. Did you see Crystal Fairy? She MADE that movie. I want to BE Crystal Fairy.

I agree. I can speed-read (and retain), however, it's not something I do for pleasure. Leisure reading is just that to me- leisurely reading a good (or ice cream-for-the-brain) book.

That's because you've already that line, in a comments section, somewhere, here on Gawker Media.

Wait. Is Gabby Hoffman a regular on Girls? I love Gabby Hoffman forever.

I don't watch Girls, but I'd probably read a self-help book written by Adam's sister. It'd be the exact opposite of Chicken Soup For the Soul, a sort of Mouldy Pizza and a Kick In The Nuts For the Soul, if you will.

...Ahem:

I ate leftover fried rice and half a deli pickle for breakfast. Standing over the sink. These guys can kiss my ass.