The opposite of a sausage fest is a taco party.

The opposite of a sausage fest is a clam bake!

Nothing says in touch with the youths of 2014 like a 38 year old man at a lingerie pool party.

That is the face of murder.

That is what his dude only tuxedo and top hat wearing handlers are called.

...inner circle? o_O

I like Mark and not only for his writting, he is lurking around, reccomending and replying to comments, etc...

I'd be curious to find out what the Indian McDonalds veggie burger is like. McD's here in Canada got a veggie burger and it was actually rather awful.

"Eating guacamole and watching the Super Bowl with your french bulldog - why these are terrible life choices that make you a terrible person."

Agreed. Not just the holiday but the traditions surrounding Phil's lore and his "Inner Circle" is truly bizarre.

To be fair, I think a puppy eating a veggie burger killed his parents.

Didn't Jezebel just have an article about Kristin Bell and Dax Sheppard calling for a boycott of publications that run pictures of celebrity kids? This boy just lost his father, let's not put his picture all over the internet.

DOUG.

Especially if you fall into the- meh don't care about football category. It's no weirder to me than any other Animal Planet show.

How cynical can you be that you dislike a yearly program featuring adorable puppies playing with toys that helps raise money for animal rescue?

Whaaaaaa? No, I don't think I will take to task a sexual abuse survivor for being supported by her father. That's fucking crazy.

Ehhhh I see what you're saying, but I disagree. These are all people who are choosing to work with him - they don't *have* to. This isn't like some normal person working for an immoral bastard because we're dependent on a paycheck. I think it's perfectly valid for her to question why they choose to work with, and…

I'm sure you're aware it is extremely difficult to prove even obvious rape. With his money and connections, he'd never be found guilty, or even make it to a courtroom. I find it nearly impossible that her vivid memories were planted or that she lied. I can't understand why people want to believe he's innocent. Devil's…

It also bears mentioning that the judge reamed the investigation team for shoddy work and for an obvious bias to Woody. He didn't have enough evidence to convict. It's not the same thing as innocence. He also took steps to keep woody away from the children, why would he do that if he believe woody was innocent?http://w…