Is that a tattoo over his belly button? And all the pieces come together of course he would help his son drag race of course.

That's the one! I guess its not quite like I remember it, although to be honest with the dissolute lifestyle I was living in the late 90s its a miracle I remember anything, but they really were totally into each other and it just shows in every atom of their bodies. Amazing.

Lord, Jesus. He even has a soul patch on his belly button.

They were so cute together. So sad that didn't work out for them. What the hell happened in that relationship anyway?

Yeah - why risk it??

The be-soul-patched can reproduce?? I assumed soul patches functioned as birth control.

I have this weird memory of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey on some MTV show at a ski resort or something, I don't know it was a bunch of "acts" doing their hit tunes or whatever. Anyway, it was well before they were married and before anyone knew for a fact that they were dating although there were rumors, and they…

Ah, Bieber's dad. The douche doesn't fall far from the tree with this one, I see.

That whole show was about the slow burn! CJ and Danny, Sam and Mallory, Josh and Amy....even when stuff actually happened between people, the burn still lingered long after.

Hold on, I thought Burt had the Hiddleston Beat?

So I settled in to watch this video...

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He's still amazingly gorgeous at his age. Sigh.

Who are you and why have you stolen my identity?!

It was so satisfying when they did get it together as well. They had grown so much and were finally ready. Like they had been basically married and in love for years but they only came together when they could both actually handle it. They ended up equals and and it just fit so easily into place. Plus, it didn't come…

No need to apologize, the grace period has long since passed!