I WOULDN'T STOP FOR RED LIGHTS.

I KNEW IT! I just started watching this and I'm on Season 3. I've been wondering if that was going to be a plot line. I'm also realizing how much of Scandal is taken from The West Wing.

Yeah, but couples who are coupled from the very beginning don't count. There are tons of people viewers love together that were that way from the beginning of a show.

So, what's the point of this article? Are we supposed laugh? Are we supposed to learn? Are we supposed to cry tears of joy? All I took from this is I want to take his job, so I can have free meals at fancy places and rub elbows ( ;] )with famous people.

I'm assuming the first person to notice was trying to do something that was trying to force it to use Google + to complete it.

$250 is not enough to pay a straight-up normal bartender, so it's certainly not enough to pay a sex worker.

I've seen other women refer to it as the fuck zone, as in fake geek boys fuckzoning you or putting you in the fuck zone.

Yes yes yes yes I love this. I am a girl who wishes guys would stop putting me in this "girlfriend zone."

It's fine to be sad and upset. It's not fine to vilify someone for wanting one kind of relationship with you but not another, especially if the other person has been clear and you have not.

Bingo. Your pining away = your problem. If you want to pursue a romantic relationship with someone, ask them out; that resolves the matter pretty quickly one way or the other.

Showing up to your best friend's house and declaring your love for her - regardless of any intention of a clean break - is the goddamn textbook definition of pursuing your best friend's wife.

Was I the only one who rooted against Ducky in Pretty in Pink in favor of James Spader?

I think of the friendzone as a deep, dark pit where I put guys who won't move on and accept that I'm not interested. The girlfriendzone shall be imagined as a lovely cafe/bar.

Yes! As in, "No, she didn't friend-zone you; you girlfriend zoned her." Or, "Get over it, dude. You girl-friend zoned her, and that prickly feeling is the consequence. Next time, ask the girl out on a date if you like her."

This should be a word at the disposal of any lady who feels guilt tripped by a male friend who was never really a friend to begin with. It should be the rebuttal for any woman accused of leading someone on for going to lunch with a coworker, or by studying for a mutual final in a classmate's dorm room, or accepting a…

Let's assume this fetus were viable. And then it would be born with a ton of special needs and health problems and likely need care 24/7.

I don't know; but this all she shared. Don't worry; it's not a test. You can't flunk out of Jezebel or anything!