Obviously you went to few, (if any) White Sox games when good old Andy was there. That dude was hilarious! He was usually hammered and you if you timed it right, you could catch him at McCuddy's across the street after the game. He was always sober for day games, when kids were around, but his best work was at night…

It's my belief that men like this judge and the judge who sentenced that teacher to 30 days in jail are rapists themselves. I firmly believe that. This judge is a rapist.

I live in Park Slope. For the most part kids are well-behaved but I remember having brunch once at a place that is a regular brunch place, serves alcohol, not a family type restaurant at all. And they have booth-type chairs and there was a kid behind me who kept constantly kicking the back of my chair. I turned around…

Presuming to deny women bodily autonomy is inherently misogynist. Bye now.

Would hate-fuck.

Thank you. The privatization of our penal system and mandatory sentencing requirements are the terrifying things about this institution. Recidivism rates, lack of rehabilitation... Just check out ANYTHING about CCA- that will shine light on the problem, not the inability to access your significant others Tumblr feed.…

I initially thought that was Scott Disick...

No, dude, I promise you we do not all view social media as a necessity. Reread the paragraph in question. It's totally absurd/poorly written. Are people seriously lamenting the fact that prison inmates can't sext their girlfriends? Prisoners can't do a lot of things, and the state of the American prison system is…

This quote made me eye roll so hard it actually hurt a little bit:

I'm pretty sure that Marcus Bachmann is the Thomas of this group.

My thoughts exactly. Classic Thomas. And cute in a similar way.

That immediately popped into my head.

Here comes "The Smolder".

Truth re #3 too. My thought is that he's discovered skin care products. Looks almost as moisturized as Martha Stewart.

They just had a lot of Awkward people there. I was actually excited to see them all.

Yeah, I feel for the guys that are stuck in solitary confinement for decades. Thats pretty harsh.

They are going to gaslight the shit out of her at this trial. I hope that she has a very keen, culturally aware, technology-savvy lawyer who can approach this argument the right way and normalize the idea of being held accountable for serious harassment whether it be on the subway, in the workplace, in a classroom, in…

Before the idiots start in:

1) The First Amendment does not cover or protect harassment and threats.

I vajazzle the side of my dick with "Here cums trouble" (can only fit "her" but I hope with some herbal supplements I can get the whole message on some day).