Oh daaaamn whatever happened to them?

Yesssss.

Yes, adorable.

I always want to use this gif and I feel like I use it too much so thank you for doing it. It's perfect.

"I could never go to a rock concert. I'd be, like, trampled on."

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for this comment. I was starting to think I was going nuts—WHAT IS UP, GASLIGHTING MRA'S—with all the ridiculous replies I was getting.

I think it's fine.

It's okay, I probably don't remember that anyway.

But here you are commenting on the whole thing.

Burt, tell me the truth: How many issues of 80's teen mags do you have squirreled away in your house? Are we talking about a binder? A file drawer? A public storage locker next to the one I have with all my Beanie Babies and those back issues of NatGeo that I refused to let my mother recycle because one day I am going…

But if the pope farts in the woods and nobody smells it, did said fart ever really exist?

There have been several delicious burns in this comment thread but yours is my fave.

But you're talking about them right now!

You, apparently?

Of course! As a picky person I always over-tip because I know I'm being a pain in the ass. By the same token, though, it's not a completely outlandish request, IMO.

This is a delightfully British fantasy!

Sure, or maybe some refrigerated water? ;)

There's a way to compete without completely fucking your moral compass is all I'm saying.

See, and I was all, "Hey! That blonde lady's shirt is green!"