I do that with dresses. Then I get mad that my Downy wrinkle releaser won't fix the packing wrinkles and end up wearing a pants outfit or a skirt. :(

J Lo seems so happy lately! Good for her.

I always wear heels on trips!

Colin Hanks, Tom Hanks, and...no Chet Haze???

Some of them might be but the magazine that originally published the list is saying it's going to release more famous names, and they actually had a couple blind items about said names.

LOL she's gay though isn't she?

FYI the thread posted twice.

I don't really understand what the big deal is. This is like a normal Tuesday morning at the bar for me.

Happens all the time.

If there isn't a kick-dancing line of escargots involved I'm going to demand my money back.

If she sued me I could use the press to get famous, and then start my OWN charitable foundation, and do lots of my OWN drugs. This is the best idea you have ever had!

This is really ominous. SHOULD I GET A LAWYER???

You see no issue with a charitable organization spending $800,000 on cocaine? ;)

$808,661 on "other"

OH MY GOD I LOVE HER.

Me too, LOL. Which is why I'm rooting for it.

LOL As much as I know you want to try to prevent people from feeling sad about this after clicking, your summary pretty much does it.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT. I HAVE BEEN SAYING AWFUL THINGS FOR DAYS JUST TRYING TO GET A RESPONSE.

Yeah, I don't even want to know!

Not to take away from the gravitas of this story—holy fuck it's horrific—but...nice touch on the stock photo.