IN MY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE I MAKE ALL THE RULES AND UP IS DOWN AND DAYA AND BENNETT HAVE A LAVISH PRISON WEDDING AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

I am hoping for angry hate-sex, not that. Buuuuuuut you are probably correct. :(

WHYYYY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT

I also think Natasha Lyonne deserves a mention!

Me too!

My prediction, based on that pic of Red and Pornstache, is that they are going to bang. It's the only logical conclusion. And I am going to cherish every moment when it finally happens.

Thank god you posted this.

Heh. I love this suggestion!

Thanks! Dismissing. :)

It's not my responsibility to civilize people, though. If you have the patience and the time, then more power to you, but I'm not interested.

Maybe you should go and read the spoilers to make things even.

No, but if they voted for Romney I probably don't want to associate with them.

My plan for avoiding bigots:

I forgot about that!

Yes, well duh, but because she's an actress and not an actual model I got confused. Which is the point—how his taste is so ridiculously the same all the time.

No, I understood the joke, I was just waxing about what ifs. Thanks though.

I don't know the newly single A-lister but I'd bet my last dollar that the highly paid, engaged TV actor is Ashton and the ex-husband of an Oscar-winning actress is Ryan Phillippe.

I'd be super impressed if she managed to hook up with Leo. He pretty much exclusively dates leggy, blonde model-types. It's to the point where, when I saw him dating BLAKE LIVELY I was like, "Huh, but she's not tall enough?" I mean, that is ridiculous that it even entered my mind but it's a testament to how…

But he's smart because I don't think he ever actually got it. Anne Hathaway—though I still can't stand her—had a really good idea when she dropped off the map for a while.

Great article per usual Lindy but I have a bone to pick about this: