Doug, why are you being so mean today? Phil did nothing to you! Just look at his innocent little face!

Well, I can tell you that it tasted to me like samosa filling, if you've ever had those. Mostly the same consistency too, except the outer part is crunchy because it's fried. They put a lot of mayo on it, too. And the buns/lettuce/whatever else are just what they have in the US (and probably Canada as well). I loved…

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I feel like I am being persecuted for all of my life choices today. Next Doug will post an article about how terrible beer tastes and then I'll just have to hang myself.

The paneer burger has spicy but the regular veggie—which is less calories too!—has the regular mayo.

I think that half of those calories are probably mayonnaise. The patties are drowning in mayo. ...And now I'm hungry again.

I have had the same thoughts about fast food elsewhere. I tend to like the foreign menu items better than the American stuff. But maybe that's because it's more of a novelty? IDK, I just wish I could get a McD's veggie burger here—yum.

I've had the Indian veggie burger and it's actually pretty good (if you like fast food). I'm surprised it didn't catch on here.

Where are you right now? (As in, what city?)

No prob!

Yes there was. What's interesting is she plagiarized from other stuff like Buffy and Black Adder, not even HP.

There was a really long fic written by Cassie Clare—before she got famous and wrote her own, completely HP derivative books—that was all about Hermione and Draco falling in love. And I think Harry was the third person in the love triangle. It's still around on the net somewhere I'd imagine, if you're interested. I…

I saw that interview too! And I think I immediately ran off in search of Hermione/Draco fic. ...Because for research reasons and stuff.

That might be true, I just think they also probably had crushes on each other or something during filming.

Yes, you are speaking from inside my brain right now.

NOT ALONE. THE SHIP WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS.

I HAVE BEEN DRINKING. CANNOT HELP.

Okay, yes, but what about the movie version? There was that dancing scene in the first Deathly Hallows movie and I feel like Watson and Radding had better chemistry than she had with Grint. I would never have even thought of the pairing until that scene but after I saw the film I was secretly hoping they were going to…

Pretty much every occupation is all just tweeting, even the STEM fields. Ask any scientist what they do all day and they will tell you that they are composing 140 character hypotheses and/or waiting for the next 'Yonce Instagram blast.