Pick-up artist. :)

Yup, that is definitely a good idea as well.

Oh man, I know. Finding just that one piece of information was like learning to read. SO MANY NEW WORLDS OF UNDERSTANDING.

Yup, I just posted an edit on my original comment. ENJOY!

PSA: Ladies, one of the best things you can do for yourselves is read up on PUA culture and techniques because it will help you to recognize these assholes out in the wild and then avoid them completely.

Have you tried the tacos though? I am really fucking interested in those tacos. I'm actually thinking about going over there on Saturday to try all this stuff (because that is the extent of my Chili's lunacy).

Burt, tell your boyfriend that Chili's just rolled out a delicious new Southwest Pairings menu and he will come correct real quick. Behold the splendor!

Oh wait dude, hold up—you forgot your hat!

For those of you who are gluttons for punishment and/or horror movie fans, I present The Kiss (1988), in which a girl gets sliced up and then basically eaten by an escalator. Pleasant dreams.

Unattractive nerdy guys who typically live in their parents' basements, spend an inordinate amount of time online and are socially awkward. People call them "neckbeards" because their personal hygiene and grooming habits are abysmal and they often don't bother to shave. For a look at neckbeards in their natural…

Exactly!

I find the comments correcting people who use "fedora" in place of "trillby" hilarious because they are both heinous on your typical Redditor neckbeard. I'm with the woman who said she'd like it on JGL. Basically, unless you're super hot and also, you know, famous, try to stay away from the trend. Please.

ENJOY: http://www.pointbreaklive.com/

This is the most exciting thing to happen in my life since Point Break LIVE.

It's interesting to me that all of these liars are men. Anybody know whether previous segments have featured more lady liars?

It's ok. I love your Tommy Boy reference if it makes any difference. :D

State of the Union. :)

No, but thank you for your concern!

EVERYTHING needs more of that!!!

You are a gentlewoman and a scholar for providing this link.