Can we talk more about some of his prior claims to fame, i.e. the bathroom sex at the bar, the FBI agent career and/or the crooked rabbi's financial contributions? Because I think that stuff is about 1000x more interesting than this incident and his life is begging for an in-depth expose.

Part of me is always a little nostalgic on SOTU days. Somewhere, Sam and Toby would be scrambling.

I just made the same sound—somewhere between a cackle and a guffaw—that I was making during the entire 2012 VP debate. He is just perfect. I want to invite him into my home and stuff him with casserole while he regales me with stories about his youth.

You are a hero to us all.

I hope so! I just get the impression that she must have a target on her back wherever she goes.

Years from now, after the Feline Uprising has rendered our landscape barren and enslaved our human children in the catnip fields, they will talk of an intrepid reporter who uncovered the Catspiracy long before the Feline Generals made their first march on mankind. "Her name was Burt," they will say with reverence,…

I worry for this girl's safety every single time I read a story about her.

I hope this doesn't constitute feeding the troll but I want to throw in my vote for "Dark Heart of Feminism" on the GT banner.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/dorothyp…

MDNA was released in 2012.

Right??? I'm floored that any of them even gives a shit whether the snow day is made official.

When I was in college it would take little more than a stiff breeze or a single, solitary sniffle to keep me from attending class. What kind of college students are these kids, anyway? Don't they understand the concept of playing hooky?

Yes, correct. I was trying to point out the absurdity of his text message/Instagram post by suggesting something that would be only slightly less absurd. :)

If he's so beside himself about this then why doesn't he just get Lamar's address and Fedex the awards to him? I mean, really, what is the point?

I wasn't trying to say that I view people who dislike her racism as haters, I'm saying that Madonna most likely does, and she doesn't give a flying fuck what anybody, least of all Jezebel, thinks about her. She's still laughing all the way to the bank. The woman made more money touring than any other artist in 2013…

Yeah, this about sums it up for me. Madonna will be obsolete when people actually stop writing and talking about her. Until then,

I love Al Bundy!

I feel badly about it, that's for sure!

That's how I feel when I walk into a gay bar as well. I have had some weird moments with bartenders and other patrons but I always thought of it as a refreshing thing in general.

Oh man, that sucks! I am so sorry you had to be in a learning environment with him; he sounds like a terrible person!