I think it's pretty clear at this point that he's an addict and he needs help. I can't stand the kid but I hope he gets himself together.

Why is he giving the advice in the first place though? And why is it posted here of all places?

Yeah, I wasn't even talking about RuPaul. I was more referring to Jared Padalecki and some of the other comments I've read online today.

I'm irked by the people who are saying shit like, "HAHAHA BIEBER LOOKS LIKE A LADY! ISN'T THAT FUNNY?!?!?!" because the implied reasoning seems to be that women are Less Than, so it follows that men who look feminine should be made fun of. Am I reading too much into it?

I like the part where he gives me dating advice, which includes hiring him. That was my favorite.

SRSLY?

STARS FOR EVERYONE! ALL THE STARS!

Oh my god that was an amazing read! I had heard the Spinal Tap thing but I hadn't read the whole interview. I was dying by the time I got to the part about Peter Kay. Thank you for the link!

Thank you, that will do nicely I think!

AHHHH IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN. I wanted to be productive tonight, damn you!

I wish people would stop posting that gif. It sucks me in for like ten minutes every single fucking time.

That would be fine with me. Anything. I WANT ANY KIND OF MOVIE ABOUT THEM FIGHTING.

I've always wanted to see a movie based on the epic feud between Noel and his brother Liam. Noel is just so fucking ornery and nasty and hilarious and they are both crazy. I want to be deliciously uncomfortable at the theater again, Noel! Make me a movie!

I need a longer break, Anne.

That's really depressing.

You and I should discuss some business ideas I have.

Here's what I don't get. If I marry Zac Efron, do I not also get to fuck him regularly and for the rest of my days? In that case I will marry him, fuck Miles Teller and kill MBJ, though I'd probably like to fuck him too, only Miles Teller more. If marriage in this context is a joyless, sexless commitment to a…

I think that you and I are probably similar. I get very irritated with corporate double-speak and when people say things like, "Would you mind doing me a favor?" Well, yes, the truth is that I would mind and it's not really a favor, it's my fucking job, for which I am getting a paycheck.

Your experience is different than mine, I think.

Yeah, I do. I'd rather finish things than not. ...?