I always start feeling much better after the holidays. Maybe this is not the norm, but I attribute it to the days getting longer again.

I love the internet and its ability to educate me more than anybody I know, but I sometimes worry that we're all so connected, we're becoming disconnected, if that makes any sense. I'm in the minority here, as I can tell by all the immediate, negative responses I got to my comment, but I think kids should use…

I'm not against kids using the internet at all, but 8 years old is, to me, sort of young. As I said to another commenter, I don't think we agree, but to each her own.

I think I'm kind of old-fashioned when it comes to this stuff but I don't really agree. To each her own!

Right, but is she on Amazon leaving reviews?

Okay, I'm gonna be THAT person:

What is that doc called?

I went into work with a pair of Converse that hadn't been worn much and two or three people asked me if this was my first time wearing them because they looked so clean.

The part that worries me is the language many of them use about the "power" they get from being what they consider to be a sexually attractive- and therefore "powerful" woman. It seems to propagate misogynistic ideas about woman actually having all the power, and using their "feminine" wiles to seduce and then…

Now I'll tell you what five year olds don't (should't) do: they don't watch Matthew McConaughey deliver a ten minute soliloquy about stroking his dick.

People have fallen hard and fast for Mark. What happens when the spark fizzles out and you wake up one morning with a bad hangover, $26,000 in credit card debt and the sudden realization that the "man" you thought you "married" in Vegas didn't even use his real name and already has a wife and 5 kids somewhere in North…

Also probably a dentist scam, though. From what I'm reading in these comments it seems like that is the consensus.

My first (idiotic) reaction was, "WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN FEEDING HER?!?!?!"

Finley was originally diagnosed with a whopping 10 cavities and needed four root canals after her very first dental exam.

Why not just swallow a giant wad of chewing gum? My mother has always insisted that it takes at least seven years to digest, and "DON'T YOU DARE PLAY IN THE PARLOR, I JUST VACUUMED!"

He must return a lot of videotapes.

Sounds delish!

That is a great DIY abortion idea! Thanks for the tip!

I will probably just take them home and put them on a shelf in my pantry. Do you know how far past the expiration date it is safe to use an abortion? 20 weeks now, is it?

I think most of the people who are anti-choice must also secretly hate kids.