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The headache was probably a result of the 3D glasses. I took mine off halfway through the film and didn't even feel like I missed anything as a result, which means the movie must be god-awful. Terrible experience any way you slice it.

Since when is FOUR movies the acceptable number for these series? I always thought three was a nice number that gives you enough to satisfy but doesn't overstay its welcome. Enough with the many sequels.

Who's Red? Did you reply to the wrong comment?

It's possible you either have managed to avoid flying routes that are high-traffic and high-number-of-kids OR you are desensitized to the noise in some way. I have a screaming kid on my flight probably 1 out of every 3 flights.

I just posted about the seat kicking/parent conundrum. How do you not know your kids are annoying other people?

People who don't watch their kids while they're flying are the worst. I don't mind if the kids are just sitting there talking to Mom or looking out the window but for the love of Pete, people, DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN STARE AT AND/OR TOUCH OTHER PASSENGERS. Once or twice by accident is fine, but how fucking unnerving

Anyone who uses this gif automatically gets a star from me.

Sorry you are going through this.

Is there a 13 Timers Club?

That's ma'am. Miss Jackson if you're nasty.

WHAT.

Amazon should have a pre-order page for his autobiography. I would shell out $15.99 right this second for just the promise of a candid account of these lovely formative years. I want to hear about the hookers, the booze, and the crippling self-loathing that will eventually show itself when he turns 29 and starts to

Beyonce may be the Great Harbinger of End Times, but the cornballs will lead us into The Light, one delicious kernel at a time.

FINALLY SOMEONE POSTS THE MEANING OF LIFE ON THE INTERNETS.

I don't know that your situation is the same as this guy's but I gave it a star because I think you are hilarious.

Laura, I love your posts.

I agree with everything you've said. I also didn't appreciate the comment about her supposed nose job. With all the articles on Jez about bodysnarking I am floored by the fact that they would go there. Ugh.

I didn't say anything about him being malicious, sexist, patriarchal, presumptuous, etc. I was implying that he's a dumbass who can't take a hint.