If I were an enterprising and precocious eight-year-old, I would print out copies of this profile, laminate them and sell them to my classmates.

Ugh. Bryce Dallas Howard is the worst. Did M. Night Shamalamama run out of stupid movies to cast her in? Her father is awesome but I just cannot with her. She couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.

I would like to sign up for this publication, please.

Frankly, I was always more interested in Alex/Izzy and Christina/Burke. But hey! WE ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND WE CAN LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS. IT IS TOTALLY OKAY.

I guess I'm not sure what you're arguing here? I've made it pretty clear that what I was criticizing in the post was its focus on Meredith as a unique female character when I do not think she is. If you want to continue to discuss that then fine, but you seem to be focused on my criticisms of Meredith alone, which—I…

Meredith isn't a real person so I don't see how this applies. She's part of the cultural text and media that tell us how women are "supposed to" be.

All your points about the decision-making process taken.

Where does it say she's a sorority girl?

Yes, exactly. Their friendship is what keeps me watching the show.

She still ended up marrying him though, which cancelled out the whole thing. And I bet you twenty dollars that's why they ended up allowing it—because Shonda told the execs that she'd end up with the guy in the end. I'm all for praising Shonda Rhimes for putting unlikeable/unorthodox women onscreen, but if we're going…

I'm like 99.9999% positive that this is satire.

Forgive me, but I will never understand why you would 1. want to join an organization like this, 2. go through any sort of initiation beyond an interview or a few social events, then 3. PAY them for the pleasure of being humiliated and abused. What. The. Fuck.

Isn't this the beginning of the plot to The Hand That Rocks The Cradle??? Somebody better find this man's wife—she's probably already moved in with some unsuspecting woman's family and is breastfeeding her kids and trying to fuck her husband! And don't even get me started on what she did to that poor woman in the…

Thank you, Chet Haze, for validating me. I can now go on about my week without collapsing in a hysterical, weeping heap as I lament the world's woes.

Oh, Kate, I love you.

Can Chelsea Handler just stop already? She isn't funny and while I get that she and Remini are friends, it strikes me that all of her jokes are mean for no good reason. Maybe I'm still pissed at her for calling Angelina Jolie a cunt, I dunno. I just think she's vile and hates women on some level.

It didn't have to be said, and you are a moron.

No, it can be stopped. And your having a son and being disgusted by this situation and being aware of all these issues for women put you in the best possible place to effect some change.

Creative, effective, succinct. You are the hero of today!

Can someone explain him to me? I have seen Thor and I don't get it. Is there some other movie I should watch? I don't find him attractive in the least and I have somewhat broad taste so maybe it is the way he speaks or carries himself? HALP.