Yesterday I made a comment that wishing rape, death and suffering upon people who do bad things just makes the world worse. I am struggling very, very hard right now NOT to do exactly the thing I scolded someone for yesterday. These people are the bacteria on the scum on the slime on the piece of rotting food stuck to…

I really love this big 80's flashback everyone is doing lately, but I think this song is weak. Miley did some great stuff on her CD that I think gets this concept right but Britney's voice doesn't lend well to this kind of thing.

Yes, I fully understand that. But what that means, to me, is that he isn't in fact a stray.

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH.

Okay, I just disagree I guess. To me, he's kind of like a hamster you keep in a kindergarten classroom except he's an outdoor kitty.

No, I actually don't, which is why I made the comment in the first place. ;)

Well, he's not REEEEALLY a stray is he? I mean he has a collar and shows up for food around the same time every day and he spends most of his time in the store. Heartwarming and cute, sure, but this is more the story of an indoor/outdoor cat pet than that of a homeless animal.

Excuse me, my lady crush Shannyn Sossamon plays a lesbian on Mistresses?

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that this is the exact reason all her love interests are cute white guys.

Women who hunt are made of different stuff than women who don't.

Exactly. The internet has completely changed the way we react to this stuff and I feel like it's making these homicidal thoughts the norm and essentially telling people that their unbridled rage is totally okay, when in reality a reaction like, "I hope she gets raped and murdered" is actually JUST as bad as the…

Yes, I also came here to complain about that. Thank you for fighting the good fight.

Pretty sweet, eh? Makes you wonder why they didn't get around to inventing this computer shit earlier—it's like a whole new world of ways to degrade and hate on women.

Yeah, I feel like we all need to take a step back here. It was a massively poor decision and the firing is kind of like, "Welp, darling, you made your own bed." But nobody deserves this kind of harassment and constant threatening for what is essentially something that a dumb kid did. She's been punished, let's move…

I MUST HAVE THIS DOLL SET IMMEDIATELY.

1. Why does anyone still pay any attention to Avril Lavigne's Twitter feed?

Did you just "yada yada" SEX???

Yeah, I'm with you. There are other ways to do this without cornering people—or even touching them at all. This all seems very unnecessary to me.

Actually he was in the movie Funny People with Adam Sandler and he was the best part of the whole thing:

Come on now...Is it really THAT difficult to teach your porcupine not to talk with his mouth full? Bad form!