Where is "Milo" located, does anyone know?

Is this satire based on that deranged sorority girl who got the book deal? I cannot tell.

Why do the Smith children always dress like street urchins circa 2136? Did his mother not teach him to match his shoes? Jesucristo.

I think that if they are counting a heart murmur as an imperfection they will probably count an extra chromosome as well. Which kind of sucks because I was hoping it was Nan until this past episode where they trotted out the imperfection thing. If it does end up being Nan I'll actually be kind of disappointed now as…

...Aaaaaaand that is the end of my fascination with poutine. It's been a good run.

Yes and yes.

Right??? Where has he been all my life?

You are brilliant.

Why didn't they just scrap the ornament entirely? So tacky.

Ah, yes. "The Deliberate Stranger." Handsome devil.

See here's the thing dudes don't seem to get most of the time—these accoutrements are not to make me look like a Vicky's model, this is just the shit that makes me look "normal," fresh-faced and natural. It takes a surprising amount of personal maintenance and—yes—make-up to look like you are not wearing any. So like…

If I "took a stand" and stopped doing all of the things I'm "supposed" to do as a woman I would probably lose my job. Way to be flippant about things you have no personal experience with!

Meaningless to you, perhaps. But for many women out there, those "meaningless" things are seen as a necessary combative measure to prevent "looking old," which the media tells us is a fate worse than death. That's great that your girlfriend doesn't feel the need to buy into that whole deal, or maybe she's lucky enough…

I never realized how expensive tampons are. FUCK. I have just been like, giving them out willy-nilly to people at work...No more! Screw solidarity, all y'all bitches need to start coming prepared!

There is something about Rosie Huntington-Whiteley that makes me irrationally angry. I think it began with Transformers? Like maybe I am mad at her for usurping Megan Fox's rightful place as Shia's girlfriend? I dunno, I clearly have some things I need to unpack here.

I think that regardless of his aim the end result is shaming—which I am not in any way knocking. But it's gonna make the teens feel stupid about what they did.

Why isn't Ronan Farrow straight? And also my boyfriend?

Jared Leto has ombre hair. Ombre hair. Jared Leto. Ombre. Jared Hair Leto Ombre Infinitum.

Oh my lord that is terrible of that girl! Sorry about your parents.

Yes, cosign this. That Venn diagram is backwards.