“30-year-old”

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

“Yeah,” responded Marsh, confident, somehow, that I had just agreed with him.

SEE

Fucking good. She should resign. It’s appalling that she leaked the questions from CNN, or that she even got them in the first place. And setting aside how stupid it was to leak things in general, she should at least have had the damn tradecraft to do it over the phone and not in a fucking email. And also, apparently…

Lol I would if I still had it! I went something like:

Oof, I can feel the awkwardness from here. I would definitely prefer no candy to that. My church did fall festivals too, only they did allow “appropriate” (nothing scary, no ghosts ghouls witches etc.) costumes and encouraged Bible-themed costumes. My hero was the lady who showed up in a shiny, sexy red devil costume…

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

<breathy Marilyn Monroe voice> Haaaappy biiirthhh~daaayy.... Missster Saaa~tannnnn.... HAW HAW!

This is an absolutely fantastic response from the developers, and it’s great that they already had a framework in place that they could simply improve upon to combat the issue. It’s specifically great that they went beyond just extending the shield and, essentially, provided a kick player function as well - It…

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some…

She’s so delightfully weird, I love it.

Voldemort had a more defined policy platform.

Uncle Ben...

Trump is more like Sarumann

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a…

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

Lil Jon confirmed reports that Donald Trump called him “Uncle Tom”

I dream that all the women in this beautiful country will join hands on November 8 and emit the shrillest shrill that we ever did shrill.