“When the space aliens send their little green men over, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending Spock. They’re not sending Yoda. They’re sending space aliens that have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing abductions. They’re bringing anal probes. They’re…

You’ll have to excuse me. I HAVE TO GO CATCH UP WITH MY SKIN.

He’s the sonic boom of stupid.

I put her with Kathleen Turner, Helen Mirren, and Emma Thompson in the Amazing Women You Would Have a Great Time Drinking With But Do Not *Ever* Want to Piss Off group. I should probably add Meryl Streep to that group, too.

(Slightly) off-topic: thank God that gif of Billy Bush sucking his finger and mouthing “I’m a bad boy” has gone from the carousel at the top of Jezebel’s front page. It was making my morning sickness about 8000% worse than it already is.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Hey, there is a silver lining to all this:

We’re shitASSES. Tsk.

I’ve also been told the Constitution is not a suicide pact.

I don’t want to be critical, but I think he is on point. You should have placed that info in the first paragraph , not deep in the third.

It couldn’t have happened to a bigger group of assholes.

And the theory that she was abused early and often until she thought it was normal and internalized it grows stronger...

Nah it’s just hard work. He’s deathly allergic to it.

She also threw in some “this man is testing me, but I’m going to keep it together and destroy him” deep blinking that I have utilized in many a board meeting

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

At a certain point I stopped being shocked by the n word (I’m black) and berating racists for their lack of creativity. Like, don’t be racist AND basic.

So where was this guy’s lawsuit when the top managers were 80% male?

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Almost as heartwrenching as the video of when Varys got his first Ken doll.