The less pigment you have the less you can stand the light- or so I hear. Seeing as I have blue/grey eyes and can’t go out on a cloudy day without shades. Yeah. Painfully blue. Annoyingly blue. Fuck you blue.

Yeah that was kind of glossed over. Like, nbd, we just murdered this guy to death with a fucking drone right here in the good ol’ USA. Nothing to see here, folks.

As a pedestrian, and someone who doesn’t own a car, this is BULLSHIT. The idea of being excluded from an event because they don’t allow people to walk there is nuts. It’s absolutely bonkers.

I always travel with lighters. I used to wear a lot of metal bracelets and I would take them all off, put them in the pocket of my backpack, and put all my lighters in with the bracelets. Never once got stopped.

Nah, you gotta cut the sticky parts off and use a garter belt. If you have thighs of any real thickness (meaning if you are not a model who has superglued them to her thighs) then they will NOT stay without them.

Didn’t McCarthy have this same problem? I think she just designs her own dresses now.

Tell him if it doesn’t matter so much, and it’s all PC nonsense, then we should just change it to antitank missilewoman. It doesn’t matter if it’s not gender neutral, right? I mean, who cares?

They should be able to suggest lasik, or where you can get lasik. I get your point about not everyone is qualified for every part of the job, but they should point blank be forced to provide accurate factual medical advice and aid you in getting the services you require - or they should quit. If I have a rash, my GP…

I figured it out when I was about fifteen (I know, late to the party) when I realized that I could actually get pregnant and there was no fucking way I would have a baby. Which made me a hypocrite which I was not down with being. I also lost faith at about that time, which made becoming a non-asshole much easier. And…

I don’t know. I’m kind of the opinion if you don’t want to do your job, you shouldn’t have that job. And providing comprehensive reproductive health care to women is their job. If you don’t support gay marriage, don’t be part of a job where you have to gay marry people. If you’re allergic to peanuts, don’t work at a…

I’m in Canada. Where, tbh it’s not perfect by any stretch, but so far no one has been shot. Fuck’s sake I hope no one else gets shot.

Good luck America! You deserve a break!

I genuinely don’t know if I would have the courage to march under these conditions. So to my LGBTetc sisters, brothers, and others out there: Thank you for being so brave. Thank you for fighting. I hope you are safe. I hope your countrymen sort their shit out.

Yeah, I get that she shot his foot because that’s what she could see, but once buddy is hiding under your bed, you shoot to kill. He’s not fucking around, so neither should you.

The first movie was a masterpiece, and one of my very favourite films. The rest are progressively worse. The last one was...jesus. Not even Ian McShane could make it better. They’re like terrible fanfic.

There is nothing better than Patterson’s hatred of Twilight. I want him and to do an audio soundtrack watchalong he just slams it for an hour and a half.

I was bullied by my physics teacher in HS and it gave me migraines which mysteriously appeared when I had to be in her class and disappeared after. If she could have failed me she would have, but I was doing GCSEs so I just crammed the study guide the night before the test. My favourite moment was when the scores were…