And hey, if the government comes for them, it’s not like they don’t have SWAT, and tanks, and drones. I want to see these assholes bring a gun to a drone war. (not really, but you know what I mean)

I was so disappointed to find out that Netflix and chill meant sex. I thought, man, life/dating goals are now popular slang. I suppose I’ll have to warn any future partners that when I want to Netflix and chill, they better believe I want to chill out and marathon some fucking television.

Yeah, I didn’t really hear the deets on any of the trial, and I was pretty certain that he was hanging out with kids because he was regressed and sad, and probably asexual.

You know what though? At least he’s openly an asshole. The thoughts and prayers of these other hypocrites turn my stomach. If you’re going to be a POS at least own it.

CongressWOMAN. She probably talked too much, amirite? /s

From a group titled Camp MENdleton? Toxic masculinity. Imma take Toxic masculinity for $500.

PotC is also slang for Pirates of the Caribbean and I was all psyched that a nun went to go watch a pirate romp and then I was deeply disappointed.

Jesus’ Bogus Adventure

If I recall correctly, they were about the young twins, but were newer books. Like, they didn’t go back and change the originals. TBH I just remember it being early 2000s and being totally outraged.

The books have been “updated”. Last time I saw one, they were now a “perfect size zero.” I nearly flung the book across the waiting room.

Fuck this guy. Fuck his stupid kid. Fuck the judge who gave him that candy-ass sentance. And fuck this whole fucking thing.

I could list about ten artists that sound like this - mostly from the UK, but a few from Scandinavia - but I will admit, she has a great production value. She knows where to edit down, she knows where to cut, and where to layer. And she sounds professional. Not unique. Not for shit. But professional.

No, no. He’s got to be younger. And improbably good looking. Roberts is 48, while Clooney is 55 (I’m honestly surprised it’s so close, films never do that). So any actor in his 30s. Which means pretty much any big name actor you can think of right now. I vote Chris Evans, because I like his butt.

I become a ragebeast if I don’t get my sleep. It’s one of the things that’s made me nervous about having kids. I know for a fact I’ll go with the cry it out theory because otherwise I’ll turn into a huge bag of resentful dicks (you’re welcome for that mental image) which isn’t good for anyone.

Yeah, I have a buddy and I think all three of his first sexual enounters were rape - all different women too. He’s like, nah, it’s cool, it was a bit surprising (he woke up at a party once with a late teens early 20s girl sitting on his dick, at 13 or 14), but whatever. He has so many problems with relationships that…

I came here to make that exact comment. WTF guy? Maybe do some research before opening your stupid face.

Stewart Lee covers why I stopped watching Top Gear despite loving the show - I didn’t know which of the presenters to hate the most.

I nearly dropped out freshman year. I had a roomate who was abusive, I hated all my classes, I was alone, depressed, and tired. But I’d been told that freshman year is the worst, stick it out, see if you can hack it. I did. I made it through, I ditched the abusive relationship, got into classes I loved, and made some…

Also props to both of us for our kinja handles.

I don’t think I have that instinct, although, to be fair, I don’t recall anyone grabbing me from behind like a total doucheweasel. So...