Reading your thought about fast food and traffic made me make this face

Jim Pullum of Ionia and his wife and mother

I have dry skin so I find not washing my face religiously actually allows oils to naturally build up and moisturize my skin. If I wash my face all the time I get dry and gross.

Oily skin is actually great for keeping you looking younger. It's us dry-faced bitches that get all wrinky and saggy. You win some, you lose some.

I would have snatched that book right out of his hands and smacked him upside the head with it. Right before tearing him a whole new asshole to speak out of.

Yup. Still does it for me.

I actually have no idea what the gif is from. It just sums up my feelings nicely!

My face while reading this:

I bruise if someone looks at me too hard.

I know when this picture was taken. My reading comprehension is just fine, thank you. I went to highschool in England where we spent many a weekend getting shitfaced. No one ever behaved like this. You don't leave a man down. Ever. You sure as shit don't take pictures and post them on the internet. Yes, the next day…

I am average. I have always been average in size. No doctor ever looked at me and told me to lose (or gain) weight. Despite this, have gone through phases of not eating, obsessive calorie counting, and phases of overeating, phases of bulimia. I'm still bad at food in the same way so many women are bad at food.

Wow. Even if you hadn't mentioned that she had an eating disorder at some time, I could have told you that just from this article. It's painful to watch ex-anorexics struggle with not being as thin as their disease would like them to be and turning that anger outward. It just sounds like, "I know I'm fat* but I'm not…

I went from rolling my eyes to actual outrage at this point:

I say "death penalty" as shorthand for the justice system. But you're right about the terminology.

I'm against the death penalty because mostly people abuse it. See: America and how many black men are on death row. And the mentally retarded man they executed after the courts determined him to be incapable of comprehending what he had done. Or the various killings in various countries for religious crap.

Actually, they left lots of DNA evidence on her, as well as dozens of bite marks which can be matched to their bite patterns. And she was able to write down their names. And the male friend she was with IDd them. So...pretty much an open and shut case, even without their confessions.

Is it just me or is all the phallic imagery and twerking and other nonsense seem like a "trying too hard" cover up for the fact that she's maybe a lesbian?

Exactly! I like it /because/ it means strange or weird. I like to joke that I'm queer and gay, happy and strange. If you don't like queer, that's fine. If I do like queer, that's fine too. In the end, it really shouldn't have to matter.