Fanfiction?

Tell her. If I were her I would want to know.

I thought there was something wrong with my feet because every time I put on cute heels they hurt like the blazes. Then I realized that all women wearing cute heels have sore feet and I do believe my face looked something like this:

I just think of this...

Oh, and I believe, snap.

One of those moments where you just take a giant step back, raise your arm and point, and loudly exclaim, "We are not affiliated with you!" because GodDAMN. You want to talk about being an embarassment to your race*?

That's revue darling, not review. I only have male friends so obviously I am superior and know fancy things like that. But most women are so dumb, amirite?

Long before PUAs were a thing, some chap was trying to chat me up. We were out with a big group of friends and aquaintances. He decided his opening gambit would be to say disparaging things about one girl (who was within eyeshot) to, I don't know, make me feel awesome by comparison? I stone cold looked at him and…

Yeah, I'm offended on my own behalf as a white lady who knows many fucking qualified white ladies. I'm offended by his generalizations of WOC education, culture, and opportunities (lol wut). Mostly I'm offended that in this shitty economy when less women are being hired than were fired guys like this are in hiring…

I was never a bully. I was never bullied, except in high school by one teacher. I just sat there and took it and silently wished her dead. I used to get up and walk out saying "my contact lens slipped" so I wouldn't scream at her, or punch her in the face (I have never wanted to hit someone). She made a point of…

Yup. Any woman who's had a half decent sex ed or thinks about her body outside the (ha) box knows that girth matters. Frankly, I've only met one woman who liked the feeling of cock against her cervix. Also, depending on the woman, how muscular she is around her pelvic/abdominal area, how her anatomy is, and how full…

I know plenty of people with AS, Autism, manic-depression, have my own issues etc. etc. and you know what? none of them are stalkers.

Not to brag (I'm totally bragging) but during my first week of work one of my bosses made a joke about how I was dressing too nicely. I laughed. The next day my other boss told me the same thing. I showed up in jeans, trainers, and a tshirt, with my my piercings in, and they were far happier with me. It was more, and…

The only sex dreamsI have ever had, I was a dude in them. I have no desire to be a man IRL but imagining myself as a male is totally my thing too!

Every time I have a sex dream I'm always a queer man in it (I'm a queer ciswoman) and I'm having it off with another dude. Also I top...What is this brain? What are you trying to tell me?!

I would like to add to this discussion simply to brag that I am a lady and I played t-ball on an all girls team, and my final year I hit a home run every time I stepped up to plate. My team took the trophy that year. NBD or anything. (This was in Canada, because here we let girls play t-ball and have abortions and…

I saw some dude do this for the first time, in white trousers. It has gone on my list of Suprise!Penis incidents because of how graphic it was. I could have drawn a diagram.

Yeah, I'm from the Great White North too, and I'd love to see these morons get their advertising off the TTC

That was my first thought. That helmet is doing approximately zero.