So many people ask "WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!" and honestly, as someone who has worked with kids: little kids don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about piercings, tattoos, disabilities, deformaties, or any other thing so long as adults are have a basic explanation. Basic being the key word. Kid asks about…

When a friend of mine got married I flew cross-country to get there. He actually told me not to worry about a gift because plane tickets cost so much. I'd never been to a wedding before so when I saw the little birdcage full of cards, I thought, "Oh! Shit! I should have brought a card" (I never buy cards, it's not…

Yeah, I went through that list when it came out and was relieved that some of my favourites weren't on there because I can't enjoy their work now without being reminded that they think it's okay to rape someone under certain circumstances. I mentioned it in relation to Depp because it was an article about Depp.

I lost respect for him when he defended Roman Polanski with the,"but he's an artiiiiiste!" arguement. This was just another nail in the coffin.

Like the Captain said, it's no good living in a house full of evil bees. I'm very glad you were able to walk away from the situation.

I would like to direct everyone's attention to this discussion on Captain Awkward about domestic violence and other toxic relationships. It's called the House of Evil Bees and I recomend it to everyone.

So...I have a long history of people mistaking me for other people (I should have been a spy) and aparently Lindy is another of my doppelgagners (I say my doppelgagners, but I think I'm the doppelgagner). Your face during this is exactly how I feel about doing shots.

And it's in a vocal range that the average human voice can reach - I'm looking at you the USA's anthem. I learned it when I was wee, moved around a lot and still never forgot it. I used to get horrified looks when I said I didn't know the USA's anthem but whatevs. From far and wide bitches. From far and wide.

I'll take two, please!

The Addams parents support their children, even when Pugsley got into the boy scouts for a while. They hung out together and with the extended family. Depending on what version you're watching, Grandmama was Morticia's mother, and Gomez got on with his mother in law a treat. They never meant to freak out the friendly…

No. Just...no.

I've never bled during sex, not even the first time, and I've had had my fair share of uncomfortable, under-lubricated sex.

Apart from my epic love of her trolling (and boy howdy is she trolling), I wonder about the crossover between Chavs and ratchets(?). I get that it's two totally different cultures, but damn, that was a look chavvy southern English girls (of all races) were sporting in, like, 2000-2004.

I find the whole "make A&F make L and XL" sizes hilarious because I'm a medium in normal human sizes and I don't fit into their largest size. If they started making a L or an XL then they might fit me, Ms Average Height and Average Weight. So...their 8, I'm guessing, is more like a 4-6 at most.

I don't know about lice/crabs but Roman prostitutes (and probably some non-working ladies) shaved/plucked/scraped off their pubic hair. And then wore merkins. Which is neither here nor there, but you're right.

Senior prom my boyfriend was 27. No one batten an eye. Of course, I also went to a sneior prom when I was 14 and no one batted an eye then either. Disclaimer: this all took place in the UK in the early 2000s when no one gave a shit about prom because we were all drunken little hellraisers out on the town anyway.

Honestly, I think it's been quiet because it was almost 99.9% the fault of the plant and the first responders. It's not a media goldmine because they'd have to blame the morons who overstocked explosives at the plant and the morons who thought putting water on ammonium nitrate was a good idea. There is no reason the…

Probably because cats are assholes. Dogs are all, "oh you're sick/sad/whatever...I LOVE YOU!" and cats are like, "oh, you're sick/sad/whatever...when are you going to die so I can feast on your flesh?" *dodges cat lover grenades*